Oh sweet jesus..... this is the porniest porn to ever porn.


i lost orgasm count.... that is a lot of spunk for one bed... holy crap.


They are going to need more then pizza, like, protein shakes, a saline iv drip, and gentle bathing from a trained professional .


Oh patrick, there is something so wrong/right about how much i enjoyed the image of him all red in the face and sweaty and oh god, all tented up in poor pete's shirt.... god, he is just so innocent and sweet looking he just makes the perfect needy sexpot.

Oh Pete, sure, you are banging/getting banged by patrick to help him, you knew that was a fib so damn fast....but look at you all maning up and taking emotional care of patrick on day two.....


d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


oh mikey, look at you, like a sexual batman, swooping in and making shit go down smooooooooooooooooth. He should teach a course in sexpollin response.

this story... oh my god... so freaking good....

oh god...

*swoons*

ps, oh god, your icon, it looks like pete is posing for an icon picture and patrick is just all "what's in this post? *looks around*"