You know what? I think I may have an explanation to why Patrick got the sex pollen. It was because the Universe got tired of seeing Pete and Patrick so in love with each other for YEARS without nothing ever happening because of Patrick's reluctance (because God knows it wasn't because of Pete lack of trying to get on Patrick's pants). So, the Universe, in all its wiseness, gave Patrick sex pollen so they could get it on already so they could be happily ever after. Of course, the whole time the Universe was mortified, because its plan meant trusting that Pete would do what he was needed to do; and the Universe is well aware of his Wentzian ways. But then the Universe remembered that it had created a certain Mikeyway, who'd surely be there to help Pete, and then it relaxed and enjoyed the show. Y/Y?

Explanation aside: PETE'S RIGHT, FOX, THE SEX WAS EVEN HOTTER WITH PATRICK BEING HIMSELF. Because all the kisses, and the touches, and the moans, and the WANT was real; like Pete said, it was FOR HIM. He was getting Patrick's body, but also his MIND; which I suspect it's what Pete loves the most about Patrick. The night before, it was 'I need to come, so I want you to fuck me'. The morning after, it was 'I need to come BECAUSE you're fucking me'. Sweet, gorgeous difference.

I loved, LOVED your Mikey. He came to the rescue when Pete asked him to, but then he left without having to be asked. He knew that Pete and Patrick needed to be alone this time; to work out their feelings after the night before. I loved how he didn't show any kind of jealousy, even if, for all he knew, them being together very well may meant that he'd never get to sleep with Pete again; because he knows how much Pete loves Patrick, how long he's waited to have him like that. You could totally tell that he was happy for his friend, and that just makes him the best friend ever. And bless Patrick for regarding him for being such a good friend with future hot threesomes!

This was just perfect. ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF PORN.