Oh Bee! You are so right, that bed would be so spunkridden. Oh well these boys have all lived in vans touring and playing gigs and stewing in their own filth for years so it's pretty much normal for them.

I know EXACTLY what you mean about sweaty-and-redfaced Patrick. Obviously I've just seen too many hotass photos of him being all hot and bothered and you just know he's gonna be like that in the sack.

Mikey is totally a sexual batman! His superior sexpollen response will serve him well in future when Frank gets sexpollened in that fic I'm not writing.

You are so right about that icon!
Pete: Must. Look. Badass.
Patrick: WTF is going on here? They are writing smuts about me! *runs away*

(Here, you can have the Patrick Is A Parisian Whore icon because I know how much you love that one)

Thanks for the love bb! And thanks for reading it, gawd it soooo long.