Ahahahaa I LOVE THAT I DID SOMETHING SO LOSERLY AS MAKE A FAKE IMDB PAGE AND YOU FIND IT AWESOME. Really, OMG I LOVE YOU. *twirls you until you are dizzy*

I don't care if you go through my garbage, but really wouldn't you rather come inside for crumpets and tea? CRUMPETS AND TEA!

I don't fear you crazy lady! LET'S DANCE.