You NEVER FAIL. I find your fic and your writing style to be UTTERLY ENJOYABLE every time. I was duuuubious about the set-up, but OF COURSE you made it work. Basement Gerard! Out looking for a BATHROOM HOOK-UP. I love this - it read as real and funny and ridiculously hot and THEM - you SO made it work. This:

Mikey glances up when Gerard stumbles in, taking in his rumpled appearance with a swift flick of his eyes.

"You got laid?"

Is wonderful. I love all Mikeyways.

And just - the lead-up, Gerard being all NOT ENTIRELY SURE he can actually do this, Frank's COMPLETE gung-ho nature about it, and nrrrrrgh, the WHOLE scene of the jerking off, but in particular, Gerard jerking FRANK off and how completely amazing he is at it, and how he KNOWS he's good, and how Frank is SO SO in to it, and just - yes. This. FABULOUS. ♥