(your) OTP PORN!!! I love them Fox, they're so oblivious about their own hotness, they think they need to go to a public restroom where creepy people goes to have sex, because they think it's their only choice! Well, you didn't actually tell us that Frank also thought this was his only choice; but you know how I always assume stuff that's not actually written. You see, I think they both suffer from Ugly Duckling's Syndrome, so they think they still look like they did in Middle School and High School. Of course, in Gerard's case, it certainly doesn't help that he loses his ability to speak when he's in front of People Who Are Not Mikeyway; or the fact that he NEVER goes out, so really, when was he supposed to have the chance to have someone flirt with him?
I loved that he couldn't even think of something mildly appealing to put on his profile to try internet dating! HOW MUCH MORE AWKWARD CAN YOU BE, SERIOUSLY GERARD OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. And of course Mikeyway's advice didn't work for him, because Mikey just stands there with his unimpressed expression and boys and girls just come to him. I'm almost positive that sometimes he doesn't even have to tell them his name. LOL it must be so hard for Gerard; knowing that he's brother could get laid on a daily basis if he wanted to, and HE HAS TO GO TO A SKETCHY RESTROOM TO (HOPEFULLY) GET LAID. AND MIKEY ALSO GOT ALL THE SKINNY GENES, WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS HIS LIFE.
BUT THEN! The Universe took pity on him and instead of facing him with a balding 40 y/o bear, Frank was there! And he didn't mind that Gerard was awkward and unable to speak at first! And he complimented him on his handjob-giving abilities! AND HE GAVE HIM HIS NUMBER AND ACTUALLY WANTS GERARD TO CALL HIM! TAKE THAT, MIKEYWAY.
Ohhhh and the porn! I mean, it was just a handjob; but maaaaaaaaaaan it was hotter than most of the porn with full-on fucking out there, which goes to show that what makes porn hot is not what the characters are doing, but how what they're doing is described. I loved how overwhelmed (in a good way) Gerard was; how even a brush of his fingers on Frank's skin felt as good as fingers pressing on his prostate or something. It's hot because it let us know how starved Gerard was for skin-on-skin contact. This was not just about getting off; he did that often enough. It was about another set of lips on his, about warm skin pressed against his, about touching a dick that's not his, about being able to make someone else moan and writhe.
FOX, WHY DIDN'T YOU SIGN UP FOR TWO OR FIVE KING BINGO CARDS??? I'm greedy, I want all the porn, all the time, and written by you.
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I loved that he couldn't even think of something mildly appealing to put on his profile to try internet dating! HOW MUCH MORE AWKWARD CAN YOU BE, SERIOUSLY GERARD OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. And of course Mikeyway's advice didn't work for him, because Mikey just stands there with his unimpressed expression and boys and girls just come to him. I'm almost positive that sometimes he doesn't even have to tell them his name. LOL it must be so hard for Gerard; knowing that he's brother could get laid on a daily basis if he wanted to, and HE HAS TO GO TO A SKETCHY RESTROOM TO (HOPEFULLY) GET LAID. AND MIKEY ALSO GOT ALL THE SKINNY GENES, WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS HIS LIFE.
BUT THEN! The Universe took pity on him and instead of facing him with a balding 40 y/o bear, Frank was there! And he didn't mind that Gerard was awkward and unable to speak at first! And he complimented him on his handjob-giving abilities! AND HE GAVE HIM HIS NUMBER AND ACTUALLY WANTS GERARD TO CALL HIM! TAKE THAT, MIKEYWAY.
Ohhhh and the porn! I mean, it was just a handjob; but maaaaaaaaaaan it was hotter than most of the porn with full-on fucking out there, which goes to show that what makes porn hot is not what the characters are doing, but how what they're doing is described. I loved how overwhelmed (in a good way) Gerard was; how even a brush of his fingers on Frank's skin felt as good as fingers pressing on his prostate or something. It's hot because it let us know how starved Gerard was for skin-on-skin contact. This was not just about getting off; he did that often enough. It was about another set of lips on his, about warm skin pressed against his, about touching a dick that's not his, about being able to make someone else moan and writhe.
FOX, WHY DIDN'T YOU SIGN UP FOR TWO OR FIVE KING BINGO CARDS??? I'm greedy, I want all the porn, all the time, and written by you.