Do I need to inform you again that hot girls like yourself who are far away from me are not allowed to be sick? I worry okay, and I want to take care of you and feed you soup and rub your back and tuck you in bed and I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A DIFFERENT CONTINENT. So all I can do is send you my love and a lot of kisses and hope that you'll feel better soon.

I WANT ALL THE FICS. ALL OF THEM. I mean, I'm obviously excited about the fic I bought and the fact that those are on the top of your list; but YOUR WIP'S MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST AND THE EPIC BOB/RYAN IS MAKING ME SALIVATE WITH WANT AND STRIPPERS AND HOOKERS AND BOARDING SCHOOL AND JUST, YEAH, YOU'RE GOD'S GIFT TO BANDOM AND I LOVE YOU.