Mikey's past experiences with sponges haven't been pleasant. They're rough and they hurt and they make you pink. Pink like Gerard. Pink like Spiderpig. Maybe he could just quickly hop under the spray of the shower for 30 seconds? Frank probably wouldn't accept that. Frank is evil. As is Ray.
"I trusted you," Mikey says to the yellow raincoat that has eaten Ray. And Ray's hair. Mikey is impressed, though he won't admit it. The yellow raincoat shrugs. "Sorry, dude."
Mikey sighs before his eyes dart through the room, mapping out possible escape routes. "I febreezed myself the other day," he offers in a hopeful voice, edging closer to Frank and stretching his hand out with a wild gleam in his eyes. It's a little like Gollum trying to grab the ring. Only, Mikey's phone has a lot more functions than the stupid ring.
"You've been febreezing yourself for weeks. It's enough."
Frank has no appreciation for Febreeze. It's sad. "Gee," Mikey whines, but his brother is still busy with the toy gun. Traitor.
"C'mon Mikey, it's not gonna be that bad," Ray tries in his most sympathetic voice. He's got no idea at all how bad this is going to be. Mikey is practically allergic to water.
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"I trusted you," Mikey says to the yellow raincoat that has eaten Ray. And Ray's hair. Mikey is impressed, though he won't admit it. The yellow raincoat shrugs. "Sorry, dude."
Mikey sighs before his eyes dart through the room, mapping out possible escape routes. "I febreezed myself the other day," he offers in a hopeful voice, edging closer to Frank and stretching his hand out with a wild gleam in his eyes. It's a little like Gollum trying to grab the ring. Only, Mikey's phone has a lot more functions than the stupid ring.
"You've been febreezing yourself for weeks. It's enough."
Frank has no appreciation for Febreeze. It's sad. "Gee," Mikey whines, but his brother is still busy with the toy gun. Traitor.
"C'mon Mikey, it's not gonna be that bad," Ray tries in his most sympathetic voice. He's got no idea at all how bad this is going to be. Mikey is practically allergic to water.