That kind of puzzle is known as a skeleton crossword or a kriss-kross, not a crossword. It's remarkably poorly designed, to boot. I'm actually impressed that someone managed to fail that badly at making a kriss-kross. They're not hard.
*removes obnoxious puzzle nerd hat, dons self-promotion hat*
I think my kiss-meme drabble Sweet fits the answer HONEY THIS MIRROR pretty well (2 down).
*removes self-promotion hat, dons ridiculous crackwriter hat*
24 Down: DD
Gerard prodded his chest gingerly. "Look, Mikey, I know you're trying to help, but the point is to be convincing."
"There is no better way to convince people you're a woman than having tits." Mikey stuffed another Kleenex into Gerard's bra. It looked like it was about ready to explode in a shower of fabric and tissue bits.
"Can we just... look, real women do not have cantaloupes attached to their chests." Gerard smacked Mikey's hand away and pulled out about two-thirds of the tissues in the bra. "Look. That's more realistic."
Mikey scowled. "Fine. But glitter eyeliner, no arguments."
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That kind of puzzle is known as a skeleton crossword or a kriss-kross, not a crossword. It's remarkably poorly designed, to boot. I'm actually impressed that someone managed to fail that badly at making a kriss-kross. They're not hard.
*removes obnoxious puzzle nerd hat, dons self-promotion hat*
I think my kiss-meme drabble Sweet fits the answer HONEY THIS MIRROR pretty well (2 down).
*removes self-promotion hat, dons ridiculous crackwriter hat*
24 Down: DD
Gerard prodded his chest gingerly. "Look, Mikey, I know you're trying to help, but the point is to be convincing."
"There is no better way to convince people you're a woman than having tits." Mikey stuffed another Kleenex into Gerard's bra. It looked like it was about ready to explode in a shower of fabric and tissue bits.
"Can we just... look, real women do not have cantaloupes attached to their chests." Gerard smacked Mikey's hand away and pulled out about two-thirds of the tissues in the bra. "Look. That's more realistic."
Mikey scowled. "Fine. But glitter eyeliner, no arguments."