I am CRYING laughing. and also remembering all the years of living in the UK where people made me say things in my american accent at them :D but mostly crying laughing.

North Jersey! My mom is from North Jersey, but then went to college in Boston and then moved to California and had kids, and so I had a SUPER WEIRD accent when I was little and said things like kaaah instead of car. But she can (and does) say Mary, merry, and marry all differently, and they all sound exactly the same when I say them.