Title: The One Where Ryan Ross Thinks He Knows Everything
Pairing(s): always-a-girl!Spencer/Ryan/Brendon
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: High school age drinking and sex, mild voyeurism and sort-of threesome.
Word count: 10 350 words
Originally posted here. Also on AO3
A/N: Written for takkatakkatakka in the bandomstuffsit exchange. Huge thanks to my amazing grammar betas romanticalgirl and mizubyte and massive hearts and flowers to aerynvala and psuedo_catalyst for reading this through from a Panic perspective and giving me essential feedback on characterisation when I was flipping out. ♥

Summary: "Ry, this isn't about you copping a cheap feel of my tits."

"No, apparently it's about you being too much of a coward to tell Brendon you're not interested." Ryan does air quotes around 'not interested', because he's an asshole who thinks he knows everything.

"I am so not interested." Spencer says, making sure she doesn't add any air quotes around 'not interested'. And then she wants to slap Ryan for even making her think about air quotes.

( The One Where Ryan Ross Thinks He Knows Everything )