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Write me stuff? Please?
Hey, so I'm back from two days visiting the in-laws where I couldn't even get my iPhone to connect to the wireless that I KNEW was there, so I'm slowly working my way through all the awesomeness that was the Ways and Ray at Comic Con and everyone's reactions.
I'm in a writerly funk. :( I don't know if it's fatigue or if it's the fic I'm currently working on, but I'm blocked and even two hours on a train (because usually I find public transport very motivating for writing purposes - what? I know it's weird) didn't fix me.
So! I'm ripping a page out of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
villiagegreen's book and stealing her meme - I'm gonna lay some prompts on the table and see if I can infect any of you with my plot bunnies. Have a look! If you see something you like - write it! Make it fun, cracky, crazy, porny, whatever! Don't take it too seriously now, just rattle out some commentfic. It'll be fun.
1. You saw this one coming - Gerard the faily surfer! Bonus points if you have someone trying to teach him how to surf and him being a total hodad and nearly injuring himself. EXTRA bonus points if the person teaching him to surf is Matt Skiba!
2. Not that I'm obsessed or anything, but I want stories about Pete's dick pics! Because really, this is gold and there's so much potential here. What about his reaction when they first got leaked? Or Patrick's? *dies laughing* How about my new favourite piece of canon where he and Ashlee apparently hooked up BECAUSE of his penis photos? OR, you know, you could just write me fic where Mikeyway jerks off to them. BECAUSE I'M ASKING NICELY. And maybe Pete finds out. Or maybe he doesn't but Mikey is AWKWARD either way.
3. Voyeuristic tour bus bunk sex! There is no privacy on tour, as we all know. So maybe someone overhears someone having special private times and maybe this leads to MORE special private times, or embarrassment, or both. Whatever! Run with it.
4. Games! I want game oriented fic! Drinking games, high school games, dares. Preferably leading to faily boys being faily and pining after each other. Perhaps a game of "Never have I ever" leads to a revelation about someone's sexual preference? Or a dare? Can you see where I'm going with this? Or someone VERY unexpected reveals they've been gangbanged or something. I DON'T KNOW. MAKE SHIT UP.
5. In honour of Frank's black metal cookies: baking fic! Frank bakes cookies! Or Frank tries to bake cookies and totally fails and sets off the fire alarm and gosh how CUTE was that fireman who came to help him out? Or Frank works at a bakery and he has a VERY regular customer who always seems to buy way more baked goods that one person could ever ingest. And maybe there is FROSTING LICKING. Not that I have a thing for it. No, really. I really don't.
So, anything there float your boat? If the prompt you want is taken, no matter, fill it again! And snatch the meme for yourself so you can make other people write youporn fic!
I'm in a writerly funk. :( I don't know if it's fatigue or if it's the fic I'm currently working on, but I'm blocked and even two hours on a train (because usually I find public transport very motivating for writing purposes - what? I know it's weird) didn't fix me.
So! I'm ripping a page out of
villiagegreen's book and stealing her meme - I'm gonna lay some prompts on the table and see if I can infect any of you with my plot bunnies. Have a look! If you see something you like - write it! Make it fun, cracky, crazy, porny, whatever! Don't take it too seriously now, just rattle out some commentfic. It'll be fun.1. You saw this one coming - Gerard the faily surfer! Bonus points if you have someone trying to teach him how to surf and him being a total hodad and nearly injuring himself. EXTRA bonus points if the person teaching him to surf is Matt Skiba!
2. Not that I'm obsessed or anything, but I want stories about Pete's dick pics! Because really, this is gold and there's so much potential here. What about his reaction when they first got leaked? Or Patrick's? *dies laughing* How about my new favourite piece of canon where he and Ashlee apparently hooked up BECAUSE of his penis photos? OR, you know, you could just write me fic where Mikeyway jerks off to them. BECAUSE I'M ASKING NICELY. And maybe Pete finds out. Or maybe he doesn't but Mikey is AWKWARD either way.
3. Voyeuristic tour bus bunk sex! There is no privacy on tour, as we all know. So maybe someone overhears someone having special private times and maybe this leads to MORE special private times, or embarrassment, or both. Whatever! Run with it.
4. Games! I want game oriented fic! Drinking games, high school games, dares. Preferably leading to faily boys being faily and pining after each other. Perhaps a game of "Never have I ever" leads to a revelation about someone's sexual preference? Or a dare? Can you see where I'm going with this? Or someone VERY unexpected reveals they've been gangbanged or something. I DON'T KNOW. MAKE SHIT UP.
5. In honour of Frank's black metal cookies: baking fic! Frank bakes cookies! Or Frank tries to bake cookies and totally fails and sets off the fire alarm and gosh how CUTE was that fireman who came to help him out? Or Frank works at a bakery and he has a VERY regular customer who always seems to buy way more baked goods that one person could ever ingest. And maybe there is FROSTING LICKING. Not that I have a thing for it. No, really. I really don't.
So, anything there float your boat? If the prompt you want is taken, no matter, fill it again! And snatch the meme for yourself so you can make other people write you
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