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Wow anon it's like you were in my head! *golf claps*

Unless everyone thinks this is crap in which case omg anon, I would never write commentfic like that! Maybe you should have included some exhaust pipe sex after all. The way the body of the car rocks on the suspension when you do that is kind of sexy.

Yeah this is what Top Gear fandom does to your brain. I didn't even mention gearstick fucking.