I LEAVE THE INTERNET FOR ONE FUCKING DAY...

[ladyfoxxx]

And I miss the ENTIRE PARTY.

My flist? SKIP 160. You guys, WOW. Amazing. I love how the posts chart from total capslocky squee to 'OMG let's talk about details' to FIC. YES THERE IS ALREADY KILLJOYS VERSE FIC. I LOVE IT.

This is the first actual pre-album crazy thing I have been around for (my last band-based fandom I showed up after the last album was made, so I never got to experience this kind of crazy first hand) and I FUCKING MISSED IT. I feel like the last girl to show up at the orgy, smell of sex and sweat everywhere, and a bunch of fucked out people all passed out and too tired to comment.

So, this isn't a squee post about the trailer (the amazing, amazing trailer) because I doubt I have anything to say that hasn't already been said ad infinitum (OMG FRANK'S FACE FINALLY OMFG, GEE'S CRAZY BEAUTIFUL AMAZING STUPID RED HAIR, AND HIS WIGGLY WIGGLY ASS AND HIS NAKED AND GIRLY SHOULDERS, AND RAY LICKING HIS FINGERS AND WEARING SHIT-HOT AVIATORS AND MIKEY'S FUCKING HOT-LIKE-BURNING BLONDE HAIR, HIS HAAAAIR AND HIS FUCKING NINTENDO GLOVE AND POLKA DOTTED LADYBOYS ON ROLLER SKATES AND THEM LINING UP LIKE IN THE INOK VIDEO AND THE SONG IS SO FUCKING CATCHY AND THIGH HOLSTERS THIGH HOLSTERS!! AND ADORABLE BANDIT-IN-2019-AGED GIRL AND THE MOTHERFUCKING TRANS AM AND THE HIGH POSSIBILTY OF RAY AND MIKEY ON MOTORCYCLES AND AND AND...)

Instead it's going to be a OMG MCR ARE TOURING EUROPE post. And WHY SO FUCKING EARLY BOYS? Come back in December when I am NOT WORKING and I will have b_dsaint and dancinbutterfly to come stalking with me. I will probably buy tickets to the Edinburgh show anyway and just HOPE I CAN FUCKING GO even though it's on a MONDAY and I will likely be DROWNING IN STUPID WORK and then I'll be OVER THE MOON when they announce a London date (they will totally announce a London date) and I will BE THERE EVEN IF I HAVE TO GO ALONE.

But hey, let's talk about how MCR are gonna be in Edinburgh on the 25th October! And guess who is going to be in GLASGOW on the 25th of October? THE FUCKING BLACK CARDS that's who. You know, PETE'S NEW BAND. So he'll be like, an hour away from MIKEY and they are touring Europe at THE SAME TIME. IS THIS A COINCIDENCE? *adjusts tin hat*

ladyfoxxx : ahahahaa so many freakin similarities between BC and MCRs viral campaign
ladyfoxxx : pete's gotta stop giving mikey advice
b_dsaint : TOO TRUE
ladyfoxxx : i mean - both had a little teaser video, with only a hint of music
ladyfoxxx : and then there's the staticky TV on the BC site, and the fucking transmission page on MCRs site
ladyfoxxx : and now they're gonna be in the UK at the same time
b_dsaint : ahahaahah mikey and pete are holed up together in LA planning shit
ladyfoxxx : ahahahhaaaa comparing notes
b_dsaint : while Alicia and Ashlee roll their eyes
b_dsaint : "when are you going to be in Europe?"
b_dsaint : "october"
b_dsaint : "ooo GEE WE HAVE TO GO TO EUROPE"
ladyfoxxx : ahahahahahaaaa
ladyfoxxx : YES
b_dsaint : "the album doesnt drop til November"
b_dsaint : "EUROPE OR I TELL MOM ABOUT--"
b_dsaint : "OK OK. EUROPE"

Holy crap, those two bands, in Europe at the same time. WHAT IF THEY PLAYED A SHOW TOGETHER? HOLY CRAP MY BRAIN WOULD EXPLODE. IT WOULD BE LIKE SUMMER OF LIKE REDUX. Oh universe, GIVE ME THIS.

I WILL STOP POSTING NOW BUT I WILL NEVER STOP SQUEEING.

Comments

[slashxyouxup.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the party! :D I am so excited for killjoy fic, you have no idea. DESERT PORN! GIVE IT TO ME!
xo

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES DESERT PORN. Augh, I have so much catching up to do. But fucking hell that trailer is AMAZING.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

OMG PETE AND MIKEY!

*shines tin hat like crazy*

Oh man, I had to write killjoys fic, I woke this morning and just sat and rattled it out. It's such an inspiring verse.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Oh Terri I desperately want them to play a show together. They totally DISCUSSED ALL THIS AND PLANNED IT.

YES YES YES. I WANT IT ALL THE KILLJOYS FIC RIGHT NOW. Gah. I loved your fic so much. It was so hot and loving and desperate and I must admit I had a moment where I went, OH. MCR GSF is now 4 members, not 5 and that does still make me sad, but all the new exciting crazy makes me BUTTLOADS OF HAPPY.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

GIVE ME MOAR TOURDATES I CAN'T AFFORD FUCKING SCOTLAND BUT THEY BETTER SHOW UP IN MANCHESTER OR ELSE.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

I KNOW I WANT MOAR TOUR DATES OH MY SHIT IF THEY DONT PLAY LONDON I WILL KILL SOMETHING. ANYTHING. I CANT BELIEVE I WILL GET TO SEE THEM LIVE!!!11ONE!11

[halfeatenmoon.livejournal.com]

GIVE ME MORE TOUR DATES MCR. YOU FUCKING OWE ME ONE. DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

THEY OWE YOU SO FUCKING HARD MEG, FOR THE SOUNDWAVE BULLSHIT. THE NEED TO HIT OZ. DON'T MAKE ME SMACK A BITCH BOYS!

[swiiftly.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE FACT THEY'D BE IN EUROPE AT THE SAME TIME. God, I LOVE these boys. <3 <3 <3
AND I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE HOW GORGEOUS THEY ALL ARE IN THE VIDEO. I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER FOUND MIKEY AS HOT AS I DO NOW. AND WE GET FRANK'S FAAAAAAAACE AGAIN. siiiigh they make me the happiest.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

AT THE SAME TIME! IT CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE RIGHT? OMG. LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM.

Yes they are so PRETTY and COLOURFUL and GORGEOUS and Mikey grew on me a while ago, it took me a while to get used to NoGlasses!Mikey but HOTASFUCKBLONDE!Mikey I am completely SOLD ON IMMEDIATELY.

GET IN MY PANTS MIKEYWAY AND BRING FRANKIES ADORABLE FACE WITH YOU.

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

OMG I WILL DO THE SAME THING AND SEE IF I CAN SWING EDINBURGH! MAYBE WE MIGHT EVEN MEET? \o?

Seriously, I'm in permanent capslock. BAAAAAAAAND! ♥

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

YES OMG! I honestly don't even know if I could make Edinburgh but there is a CHANCE so I will BUY FUCKING TICKETS if they don't announce a London date before. DUDE. I WOULD SO GO AND SEE THEM WITH YOU. I HATE TO SCREAM ALONE.

SEE? I TRIED TO TURN OFF THE CAPSLOCK BUT IT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL!

[turlough]

IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO SQUEE ABOUT THE FABULOUSNESS THAT IS THE VIDEO!!! GERARD'S LOVELY, LOVELY SHOULDERS AND ASS!!! HOTASS RAY!! PRETTY FRANK!! EVEN MIKEY'S LOOKING GOOD ;-D

Why am I not filthy rich?!! I want to go to that show so much! I'll just have to hope they'll come to Sweden later I guess *deep tragic sigh*

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

THE FABULOUSNESS! OF THIS BAND! AND THE SHOULDERS, HIS SHOULDERS OMG! (Gerard continues to make me all Victorian and drool over ANY SNATCH OF SKIN - I am STARING HOLES INTO YOUR ICON) YES ALL OF THEM LOOK SO FREAKING HOT I CAN'T EVEN CONTAIN MYSELF.

THEY HAVE TO TOUR EVERYWHERE. OMG THEY MUST. WE MUST ALL GET TO SEE THEM. THEY WILL I CAN FEEL IT. GAH GAAAAAAH. TOO MUCH GOOD NEWS IN SUCH A SHORT SPACE OF TIME!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

EVEN MIKEY'S LOOKING GOOD

I am going to save this comment and use it forever! Just so you know.

You should come stay with me! I only live just down the road you know!

[zeenell]

I am glad I am not the only one with that theory on Mikey blackmailing gee into the date in europe.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

I love this theory. I love anything that involves the Ways using brotherly wiles to get their own way, particularly if it involves the band!

&theways;

[defect-no9.livejournal.com]

I want a failboat Gerard failing on the hood of his car for Frank. Think White Snake Fail. OOOORRRR Sometimes having delicious hard sex in a confined space is a ridiculous turn on. Broom closets, bathrooms, trans ams. Girl, if it can be done, I'm going to say that Gerard and/or Frank has done it already. Frank is tiny remember? I love the subtle sexuality in his video. It's like they knew that making this teaser would make all of their fans claw at their own skin. All I keep thinking about, is how in Japan, the back of the neck is the sexist part of a woman's body. Thus, why it shows off in a kimono. Gerard Way, you are showing us your sexy geisha-tank girl-mad max-end of the world party side. I'm diggin' it. PS. CAN YOU INCLUDE THE MASQUERADE MASK? If you're taking requests for ammo in the killjoys pornverse. MASKS, GUNS, AND TRANS AMS. THAT IS ALL. KEEP ON CAPS-LOCKING IN THE FREE WORLD. that is all. XDDDDD

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

I WANT IT ALL. ALL OF IT. You are so right about the back of Geeways neck, I just want some skin from that man and I got SHOULDER SKIN and ASS WIGGLING and AMAZING NEW FUTURISTIC HAIR and I GOT TO SEE FRANK'S MOTHERFUCKING FACE. Tank Girl Mad Max end of the world party MADNESS. I WILL NEVER STOP CAPSLOCKING. IT'S LIKE FREEDOM AT ITS FREEST.

SQUEE ON MOTORBABIES. SQUEE ON.

[villiagegreen.livejournal.com]

this trailer has me staring at the back of gee's neck, is it paint, is it dye, or are those FUCKING FRECKLES..... I THINK WHEN LEFT IN SUNLIGHT IN THE LENGTH OF TIME THIS TOOK TO SHOOK, HE FRECKLED.

sorry, i just noticed this and it made me happy... also, he looks real soft no muscle tone.....yeeeeeeeeeeeees.

god, the thigh holsters are bring up weird captain-mal-in-firefly-dirty-feelings that i kinda love and i can't stop harping on how mikey looks like tank girl with a dick... well... an attached dick.

THE LITTLE GIRL'S EYES ARE HYPNOTIC.

me and my other just-in-to-mcr-for-the-porns friend were all happy dancing about that is so not doomy-and-gloomy... i heart it.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

FRECKLES BEE! I HAD TO GO AND WATCH IT AGAIN TO SEE. IDEK. I CAN'T MAKE ANY SENSE RIGHT NOW.

I love that he has not muscle tone. He's all soft and squeezable. And fuck yeah, thigh holsters. I want one. I wonder if they sell them on ebay. And I want all the colourful fake ray guns in the WORLD.

All the Tank Girl references are completely awesome. I love the colour and movement and happy polka dottedness. BEE I AM STILL NOT MAKING SENSE 24 HOURS LATER. THERE IS TOO MUCH SQUEE TO CONTAIN OMGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[halfeatenmoon.livejournal.com]

Not related to anything in your post: I was just listening to a Kisschasey interview and apparently they taped themselves having and orgy once. I just thought I would mention this knowing that you like both Kisschasey and sex tapes.

(Plus they were being interviewed by Chit Chat and he said "If I made a sex tape it wouldn't be good for my career" and I thought "But writing lyrics about your wide range of kinky sex preferences and putting them in a Whitlams song worked out pretty well for you.")

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

go on google it. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Ahahahahaaa. I can't I'm at work, but damn I am CURIOUS.

And a sex tape would totally not ruin anyone's career. THEY ARE GREAT PUBLICITY. look at rammstein!

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

FOX I WANT TO GO TO ALL THE SHOWS!!! I'm seriously considering steal all of Omar's money and just leave everything to follow them everywhere. I've only seen them live once, and it was amazing, but I'm greedy. Even if they do play a show in Monterrey, it won't be enough.

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, AND I'M JUST COUNTING THE DAYS UNTIL I CAN GET THE ALBUM BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY THINK THIS ONE WILL BE MY FAVORITE MCR ALBUM.

FOX, WE ALREADY HAVE A SUMMER OF LIKE, BUT THIS WILL BE THE FALL OF LOVE, I'M CONVINCED. I honestly believe that every scenario we can come up with for Pete and Mikey's Europe reunion, will come true. THEIR LOVE, IT CAN'T BE DENIED. THEY'RE STILL SWEET LITTLE DUDES AFTER ALL THIS YEARS.

Also? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, WHY ARE MIKEY AND RAY SO HOT? I mean, Gerard and Frank have always been hot, but now Mikey and Ray are making my lady parts all happy and tingly.

THIS BAND FOX, THIS FUCKING BAND. &them;

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

LAURA LAURA LAURA LAURA THIS FUCKING BAND OMG THEM. THEM. OH MY SHIT LAURA I CAN'T CONTAIN MY SQUEEE.

THEY ARE COMING TO LONDON LIKE IN JUST OVER A MONTH.

JUST OVER A FUCKING MONTH, LAURA. IT'S TOO SOON, HOW CAN I GET IN POSSESSION OF A THIGH HOLSTER AND A NINTENDO POWERGLOVE SO I CAN LARP AT THE SHOW? IT'S HAPPENING SO FAST. HOLY FUCK. I HAVE A JOB TO DO AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS WRITE PORN AND WATCH THE KILLJOYS. LAURA HELP ME. OMG.

LAURA GSF IS THE NEW NEON RED UNDERCUT. RAY AND MIKEY ARE FUCKING HOTASSES AND THERE NEEDS TO BE ALL THE FUCKING ON THE BONNET OF THE TRANS AM FOREVER.

I CAN'T LAURA, ITS TOO MUCH. I WILL NEVER STOP CAPLSOCKING. FOREVER. THEY OWN ME. AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Also? I THINK

[pikasafire.livejournal.com]

[info]b_dsaint : "the album doesnt drop til November"
[info]b_dsaint : "EUROPE OR I TELL MOM ABOUT--"
[info]b_dsaint : "OK OK. EUROPE"

THIS HAS TO BE WRITTEN, Y/MFY?!

I WILL NEVER STOP FLAILING. EVER!

MCR better come to Adelaide, or I will smack a bitch. Big bands never come to us AND THEY OWE US FOR SOUNDWAVE, DAMN IT!! That said - I'll totally fly to Sydney to see them regardless. I'll just then see them TWICE! And then... stalk them in the states! \o/

Good plan, yes?

MIKEYWAAAAAAAAAY!!! HOW SO HOT?! They're ALL SO HOT. I need all the GSF in the world right now. ALL OF IT.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

It HAS to be written and you are TOTALLY the one to write it.

I shit you not the next line of that chat was - Lexi needs to write this fic.

THEY HAVE TO GO TO OZ. THEY HAVE TO LEXI OMG. YOU CAN HOP STATES AND PERVE ON THEM MULTIPLE TIMES.

HOLY HELL ITS AN AWESOME PLAN. MIKEY WAAAAAAAY, RAAAAAY, FRAAAANKIE AND GEE THE HOTTEST SLASHIEST DADS IN THE DESERT.

GSF IS THE NEW NEON RED UNDERCUT. HOT BOYS FUCKING IN A PILE YO, FOREVER.

[ophelia1971.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!

I will never, ever, tire of reading your posts. You make me laugh SO fucking hard. Seriously.

I just flew to London to watch 2 x Muse at Wembley gigs. Woulda been cool to have stayed longer, in time to catch MCR in October. Thems the breaks, eh?

<3 x

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

I will never, ever, tire of reading your posts.

That's great because I will NEVER EVER TIRE OF MAKING THEM. I cannot stop squeeing, I bet the muse gigs were AMAAAAZING. I heart them so hard live. I didn't see them this go round, but next time. Oh yes, NEXT TIME.

[modillian.livejournal.com]

I feel like the last girl to show up at the orgy, smell of sex and sweat everywhere, and a bunch of fucked out people all passed out and too tired to comment.
LOL, I missed it too! But mostly I'm too tired from my own recent squee-inducement to feel bad about showing up late.


HahahaHAHAHAHA, now all I can think about is Mikey and Pete evilly plotting together. And twirling their evil mustaches.

[mylittlehottie.livejournal.com]

Lol, not the kind of carsex I'm acquainted with, but yea it works too...