You would not believe the range of facial expressions I made while posting this.

Your story is SO MUCH MORE HARDCORE than mine. And I totally forgot to comment on how I noted the length of mine as 4K - not realising 4k = 4000 words, which it clearly IS NOT. I thought the K referred to kilobytes, and my text file was 4 kilobytes thus fic length = 4K. I WAS NOT VERY BRIGHT, OK?

Yeah we can totally be embarrassed together. Can I hide my face in your chest? Thanks....