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I LEAVE THE INTERNET FOR ONE FUCKING DAY...

And I miss the ENTIRE PARTY.

My flist? SKIP 160. You guys, WOW. Amazing. I love how the posts chart from total capslocky squee to 'OMG let's talk about details' to FIC. YES THERE IS ALREADY KILLJOYS VERSE FIC. I LOVE IT.

This is the first actual pre-album crazy thing I have been around for (my last band-based fandom I showed up after the last album was made, so I never got to experience this kind of crazy first hand) and I FUCKING MISSED IT. I feel like the last girl to show up at the orgy, smell of sex and sweat everywhere, and a bunch of fucked out people all passed out and too tired to comment.

So, this isn't a squee post about the trailer (the amazing, amazing trailer) because I doubt I have anything to say that hasn't already been said ad infinitum (OMG FRANK'S FACE FINALLY OMFG, GEE'S CRAZY BEAUTIFUL AMAZING STUPID RED HAIR, AND HIS WIGGLY WIGGLY ASS AND HIS NAKED AND GIRLY SHOULDERS, AND RAY LICKING HIS FINGERS AND WEARING SHIT-HOT AVIATORS AND MIKEY'S FUCKING HOT-LIKE-BURNING BLONDE HAIR, HIS HAAAAIR AND HIS FUCKING NINTENDO GLOVE AND POLKA DOTTED LADYBOYS ON ROLLER SKATES AND THEM LINING UP LIKE IN THE INOK VIDEO AND THE SONG IS SO FUCKING CATCHY AND THIGH HOLSTERS THIGH HOLSTERS!! AND ADORABLE BANDIT-IN-2019-AGED GIRL AND THE MOTHERFUCKING TRANS AM AND THE HIGH POSSIBILTY OF RAY AND MIKEY ON MOTORCYCLES AND AND AND...)

Instead it's going to be a OMG MCR ARE TOURING EUROPE post. And WHY SO FUCKING EARLY BOYS? Come back in December when I am NOT WORKING and I will have

b_dsaint and

dancinbutterfly to come stalking with me. I will probably buy tickets to the Edinburgh show anyway and just HOPE I CAN FUCKING GO even though it's on a MONDAY and I will likely be DROWNING IN STUPID WORK and then I'll be OVER THE MOON when they announce a London date (they will totally announce a London date) and I will BE THERE EVEN IF I HAVE TO GO ALONE.

But hey, let's talk about how MCR are gonna be in Edinburgh on the 25th October! And guess who is going to be in GLASGOW on the 25th of October? THE FUCKING BLACK CARDS that's who. You know, PETE'S NEW BAND. So he'll be like, an hour away from MIKEY and they are touring Europe at THE SAME TIME. IS THIS A COINCIDENCE? *adjusts tin hat*

ladyfoxxx : ahahahaa so many freakin similarities between BC and MCRs viral campaign

ladyfoxxx : pete's gotta stop giving mikey advice

b_dsaint : TOO TRUE

ladyfoxxx : i mean - both had a little teaser video, with only a hint of music

ladyfoxxx : and then there's the staticky TV on the BC site, and the fucking transmission page on MCRs site

ladyfoxxx : and now they're gonna be in the UK at the same time

b_dsaint : ahahaahah mikey and pete are holed up together in LA planning shit

ladyfoxxx : ahahahhaaaa comparing notes

b_dsaint : while Alicia and Ashlee roll their eyes

b_dsaint : "when are you going to be in Europe?"

b_dsaint : "october"

b_dsaint : "ooo GEE WE HAVE TO GO TO EUROPE"

ladyfoxxx : ahahahahahaaaa

ladyfoxxx : YES

b_dsaint : "the album doesnt drop til November"

b_dsaint : "EUROPE OR I TELL MOM ABOUT--"

b_dsaint : "OK OK. EUROPE"

Holy crap, those two bands, in Europe at the same time. WHAT IF THEY PLAYED A SHOW TOGETHER? HOLY CRAP MY BRAIN WOULD EXPLODE. IT WOULD BE LIKE SUMMER OF LIKE REDUX. Oh universe, GIVE ME THIS.

I WILL STOP POSTING NOW BUT I WILL NEVER STOP SQUEEING.

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Welcome to the party! :D I am so excited for killjoy fic, you have no idea. DESERT PORN! GIVE IT TO ME!
xo

YES YES YES DESERT PORN. Augh, I have so much catching up to do. But fucking hell that trailer is AMAZING.

I here by nominate YOU to write desert porn. Sex in a trans am or abandoned diner? YOU! WRITE IT NOW! ♥ Because you love meee *puppy eyes*
xo

OMG PETE AND MIKEY!

*shines tin hat like crazy*

Oh man, I had to write killjoys fic, I woke this morning and just sat and rattled it out. It's such an inspiring verse.

GIVE ME MOAR TOURDATES I CAN'T AFFORD FUCKING SCOTLAND BUT THEY BETTER SHOW UP IN MANCHESTER OR ELSE.

SEX IN THE TRANS AM OMG TOTALLY.

(Trans Ams have back seats RIGHT??)

Oh Terri I desperately want them to play a show together. They totally DISCUSSED ALL THIS AND PLANNED IT.

YES YES YES. I WANT IT ALL THE KILLJOYS FIC RIGHT NOW. Gah. I loved your fic so much. It was so hot and loving and desperate and I must admit I had a moment where I went, OH. MCR GSF is now 4 members, not 5 and that does still make me sad, but all the new exciting crazy makes me BUTTLOADS OF HAPPY.

I KNOW I WANT MOAR TOUR DATES OH MY SHIT IF THEY DONT PLAY LONDON I WILL KILL SOMETHING. ANYTHING. I CANT BELIEVE I WILL GET TO SEE THEM LIVE!!!11ONE!11

*Top Gear hat*

Trans Ams have back seats but they're really low cars, so it would be particularly cramped and with a higher than usual risk of bumping your head on the ceiling. So definitely no Trans Am sex with more than two people and even then it'll be awkward. I guess maybe they call dibs on who gets the car for sex every night.

I need Top Gear to do an episode investigating which cars are best for having sex in.

uhh...yes? There's always the front seat. OR THE ROOF! Or the bonnet! OR ALL OF THE ABOVE! AS LONG AS THERE IS DESERT PORN!
xo

GIVE ME MORE TOUR DATES MCR. YOU FUCKING OWE ME ONE. DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN.

YES!

Okay, so last week I was emailing back and forth to Sperrywink about how Mikey would go see a Black Cards show and vice versa, because of course they would do that. They're friends and love music and we had this whole conversation about touring and visiting on buses.

And it's come true! There is no reason they can't play together. I'm sure they're sitting and planning this now! Or else maybe MCR will have mouse heads at their show and one will be Pete and he'll come up and grind behind Mikey and whisper filthy things in his ear in front of the fans.

Yeah, when I was writing it was weird to think in four not five, that's why I had to put in that line so that maybe one time Bob would slip back into their lives like he'd never gone.

I love this band so much!

I LOVE THAT YOU ARE HERE WITH YOUR TOP GEAR HAT ON. (And I must remember to STOP FUCKING CAPSLOCKING, because everyone else is PAST THIS NOW, but I can't help it)

Okay, so backseat's okay for two, but not great, but hey fucking up against the bonnet is an option.

Yeah this calls for a Top Gear episode. TOTALLY.

DESERT POOOOORN. BONNET SEX!

You are truly an ideas woman.

THEY OWE YOU SO FUCKING HARD MEG, FOR THE SOUNDWAVE BULLSHIT. THE NEED TO HIT OZ. DON'T MAKE ME SMACK A BITCH BOYS!

(popping in to say LIKE WE'LL EVER BE PAST CAPSLOCKING THIS. KEEP CAPSLOCKING ALWAYS. AHHHHHH.)

Hey, you can take the girl away from the porn...
HA! :D
xo

I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE FACT THEY'D BE IN EUROPE AT THE SAME TIME. God, I LOVE these boys. <3 <3 <3
AND I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE HOW GORGEOUS THEY ALL ARE IN THE VIDEO. I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER FOUND MIKEY AS HOT AS I DO NOW. AND WE GET FRANK'S FAAAAAAAACE AGAIN. siiiigh they make me the happiest.

I don't want to be a grump about it too bad, because I UNDERSTAND about Soundwave and of course I don't want them to play when Gerard had NO VOICE and we now know Bob was having whatever problems he was having back then, but when I bought my ticket there were two bands I wanted to see and y'know, when Maximum The Hormone pulled out I was like "It's okay, I'll deal, MCR will still be there" and then right before the festival they pull. GRUMPYFACE.

Soundwave lineup's already announced but tiny part of me hopes they'll do Big Day Out.

The upside is that low-slung cars are indeed great for bonnet-fucking.

I just had a look at the Top Gear website trying to figure out how to send them a letter requesting a segment on car sex, but couldn't work it out. Oh well. Even if they don't do this stuff on the show,

topgearslash are very thorough in the consideration of mechanics of car sex.

OMG I WILL DO THE SAME THING AND SEE IF I CAN SWING EDINBURGH! MAYBE WE MIGHT EVEN MEET? \o?

Seriously, I'm in permanent capslock. BAAAAAAAAND! ♥

I WILL NEVER EVER STOP CAPSLOCKING OMG EVER EVER EVER.

Ah Grasshopper I am very glad you were here to educate me on this. BONNET FUCKING FTW.

There was bonnet fucking in Terri's fic did you see? AWESOME BONNET FUCKING.

Yes the would TOTALLY GO TO EACH OTHERS SHOWS. Now I want fic about THAT TOO.

Oh man, they are so planning this. They are gonna criss cross Europe together and attend each others shows and perhaps Mikey will even fill in on bass for Pete so he can crowd surf. WHAT? I AM NOT LIVING IN THE PAST (much).

I LOVE THEM SO FREAKING MUCH! IT'S SO UNHEALTHY OMG.

(I have been staring at your blonde!Mikey icon for FAR TOO LONG)

I know it SUCKS when more than one band pull out of something EXPENSIVE and it takes all the wind out of your sails if the key bands you were going for aren't gonna be there. THEY OWE YOU MEG.

Dude my EVERYTHING is crossed for BDO for you. I am HOPING VERY HARD.

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