ladyfoxxx: (frankies pubes)
ladyfoxxx ([personal profile] ladyfoxxx) wrote2010-10-11 10:39 am

Hi, I'm really mature. (BONER BONER BONER)

So [livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint sent me a link to this photo:



And then we had this conversation:


[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: hhahahhahahaaaa
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: omg
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: cant. look. away
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: boner boner boner
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: swear to god its been in my open tabs for a few hours now
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: i'm just like... O.O holy shit gerard
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: well done
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: ahahahahaaa
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: green gee with a boner
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: you have weird kinks
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: i know
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: ahahahaaa
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: the fact that his pants are tight enough that i can tell he's not wearing underwear?
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: thats kinda. nah come on, thats a little stare worthy
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: dude i havent stopped looking at it since you linked me
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: ahahahaaa
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: see? SEE?
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: and i sure aint lookin at his FACE
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: wtf. he doesnt even look good in this photo!
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: its just. like. you look at it and you're like, oh old!skool gee.. in green light, whatever
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: and then you blink and its like WHOA
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: where was he hiding that?
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: but you know gee has a secret giant penis
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: hm
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: apparently, not so secret
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: ahahahaa
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: not in THOSE jeans
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: no. ridiculous
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: heheheee
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: dude he is not wearing underwear
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: those pants show everything
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: I imagine there was some pulling of Gerard off stage post show
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: oh dude. totally
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: or, you know, some dragging frank off and all LOOK WHAT YOU DID
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: ahaha yes
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: FRANK WTF
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: you keep rubbing on me, its embarrassing
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: i dont have no guitar to hide behind
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: and Mikey covering his eyes all "ugh"
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: and Ray and Bob laughing
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: "put it awaaaaay gee"
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: and Frank pretending to be sorry but really not
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: no and frank kind of trying to gross out the other guys so they'll fucking GO AWAY already
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: lol yeah like "i'm really sorry gee, here let me help *reaches for gerard's zipper*"
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: and Mikey squeaking and running away
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: ahahahaa and ray would run spiritedly after him
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: Mikey and Gerard freaked out by the prospect of each other having sex is hilarious
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: and bob would just roll his eyes because bobs unshockable
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: oh yes. Bob is a rock
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: HE TOURED WITH THE USED
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: there are NO surprises
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: actually i think this is the Taste of Chaos tour
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: helena uniforms?
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: is it? ah. can't tell. can't look above the waist yet
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: mikeys rocking that weird zipper jacket in the background
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: oh look! mikey is in this photo!
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: i totally didnt notice
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: ahahahahaha
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: i knew you'd appreciate this
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: i dont know if i will ever be able to close this tab
[livejournal.com profile] b_dsaint: its still open in mine
[livejournal.com profile] ladyfoxxx: *saves file as greengeewithaboner.jpg*

That was important enough to post about, right? This is pretty much as far as my attention spans to these days...
ext_399013: (Gerard's AWESOME RED HAIR)

[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
BONER BONER BONER BONER.

Jesus WTF is going on behind that man's zipper? I CAN'T. THINK. CAN'T. REASON. AGH. I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE EVER AGAIN G. HELP MEEEEEE....

BONER BONER BONER BONER
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[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, why would ANYONE not want to see Gerard's not so secret penis? Really?

Laughter cures all ills and Gerard's visible boner makes me laugh and laugh.

WE COULD CURE CANCER WITH THIS. WITH HIS DICK.

I KNOW I AM NOT MAKING ANY SENSE WHO CAAAARES....

BONER BONER BONER BONER
ext_399013: (killjoys MAKE SOME NOISE)

[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah it's possibly just that he's... in a tricky position and things are getting... pressed on, but hey. I just like saying boner. Also, I love that I didn't even NOTICE Mikey was in this photo for... way too long. Just hilarious.
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[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
They are part of the language of bandom just as surely as anything the boys have ever said EVER.
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[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha poor bb!Bob. I honestly believe the man is unshockable though. He's been on tour forever, after a while it would just roll right off his back...
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[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
This comment means NOTHING without pictures.
ext_399013: (ryan being a whore)

[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I REPEAT.

This comment means NOTHING without pictures!
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[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN FROM THE BULGE IN HIS PANTS THAT YOU WOULD BE BEHIND THIS.

HOLY HELL WOMAN, DO YOU HAVE NO REGARD FOR MY NEED TO USE MY BRAIN FOR THINGS OTHER THAN STUDYING THE BULGING UNDERSEAM OF GEEWAY'S PANTS?

AAAAAAAAGH. KILLING ME.
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[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
THANK YOU.

I wont be thanking you when I've been fired for fixating on Gerard's dick instead of working but holy HELL woman. THANK YOU.
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Re: ignore the timestamps... miz is feeling lazy

[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

*wheeze*

AAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA

This is the most awesome.
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[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently one should never google "teen boy, chubby" either.

(I haven't actually tried this, but I have it under advisement that its a bad idea)
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[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
WORKS FOR ME.

<3333333

[identity profile] wasoncedelight.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
PROTECTIVE EYEWEAR IS RECOMMENDED FOR FRONT ROW.

[identity profile] graciexmae.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
BONER BONER BONERRRRRRRRRRR. O_O

[identity profile] slashxmistress.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
There have been entire picspams (http://teainagarden.livejournal.com/19736.html) devoted to this.
But I think this is the piece de resistance:
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They don't call him Bananapants for nothing LOL

[identity profile] desfinado.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO PULL MY ARM.

The best one is in the comment below, but also:

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AND

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0____________0
ext_399013: (Ryan has a puppy - lets all die of cute)

[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Omg. I totally clicked the link on that picspam too and just, I SHOULD NEVER EVER LOOK AT PICTURES OF PANIC. I JUST SHOULDN'T. JFC they give me the motts. Ryan should NEVER dress himself ever and I'm pretty sure I could pick his crotch out of a lineup now.

Also he seems to dress left more often than he dresses right.

WHAT? WHY DO I KNOW THIS NOW? WHAT ON EARTH AM I GOING TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(And now I have to choose between my Ryan is a Whore icon and my Aw Cute Ryan Has A Puppy icon. BOTH OF THEM SEEM SO INAPPROPRIATE. MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING. AAAAHHHHH
ext_399013: (ryan being a whore)

[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to say its because he's a human coathanger and it only looks big proportionally.

I want to say that, really I do. But we both know I'd be lying.

HELP. MY BRAIN. AGH.

[identity profile] slashxmistress.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!!

IT"S ALL YOU FAULT-YOU ASKED!!

Once you've seen it - you can't unsee it! Ever.

heh heh
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[identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NEVER EVER LISTEN TO ME EVER. EVER EVER EVER EVER.

[identity profile] slashxmistress.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
omg - I forgot about that last one!
I have it saved on my laptop as "HELLO Georgie!" :DDD

[identity profile] villiagegreen.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god, i could imagine there are 9658743543 variations of badness that could come from teen boy chubby....

I made my self google 'italian stereotype penis' and it turns out I did not make that up.


go me? (*feels shame*)

[identity profile] syn-or-fantasy.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
So, as I'm typing up this comment... I keep on scrolling back up to stare just a bit more at that picture (and, all the others as well), because... it's THERE. Right in front of my eyes, and I just can't stop STARING. I'm so glad that no one is here with me at this moment, because they would all know that I'm staring at Gerard's clothed penis, and that would be awkward to my mom and brothers.

Although, my friends are a different case, and they all have to see these pictures. Because, it's THERE and they need to see it.

(I don't know why I haven't asked this yet, but may I add you?)

picspam

[identity profile] defect-no9.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm back. WITH PICTURES! For the most part, I think his problem is gross usage of ill-fitting pants. Example:

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Nada zip zero. Because he has properly fitting jeans on...


BUT A GIRL CAN DREAM RIGHT?! For that, I spam you.

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THE DERP MAKES IT HARD TO SEE, but it's there. Frank's smiling.


Image

If Gerard's face wasn't so damn frightening, I would have noticed the arrows around his dick faster.


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I laugh at his misfortune. XD

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHdfjdsfnldsfngdiongfigwrppgdmf *wipes eyes*


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OF COURSE THIS PIC IS HERE. WHY ON EARTH WOULDN'T IT BE? the funny thing, is that my arm looks just like that. nails and all. not me though. Damn.

IN CONCLUSION:

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I agree Frank, I totally agree.



XD

[identity profile] defect-no9.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally just picspammed for my first time. Look at the bottom of the screen!

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