Hi, I'm really mature. (BONER BONER BONER)

[ladyfoxxx]

So b_dsaint sent me a link to this photo:



And then we had this conversation:


ladyfoxxx: hhahahhahahaaaa
ladyfoxxx: omg
b_dsaint: cant. look. away
ladyfoxxx: boner boner boner
b_dsaint: swear to god its been in my open tabs for a few hours now
b_dsaint: i'm just like... O.O holy shit gerard
b_dsaint: well done
ladyfoxxx: ahahahahaaa
ladyfoxxx: green gee with a boner
ladyfoxxx: you have weird kinks
b_dsaint: i know
ladyfoxxx: ahahahaaa
b_dsaint: the fact that his pants are tight enough that i can tell he's not wearing underwear?
b_dsaint: thats kinda. nah come on, thats a little stare worthy
ladyfoxxx: dude i havent stopped looking at it since you linked me
ladyfoxxx: ahahahaaa
b_dsaint: see? SEE?
ladyfoxxx: and i sure aint lookin at his FACE
b_dsaint: wtf. he doesnt even look good in this photo!
b_dsaint: its just. like. you look at it and you're like, oh old!skool gee.. in green light, whatever
b_dsaint: and then you blink and its like WHOA
b_dsaint: where was he hiding that?
ladyfoxxx: but you know gee has a secret giant penis
b_dsaint: hm
b_dsaint: apparently, not so secret
ladyfoxxx: ahahahaa
ladyfoxxx: not in THOSE jeans
b_dsaint: no. ridiculous
ladyfoxxx: heheheee
b_dsaint: dude he is not wearing underwear
b_dsaint: those pants show everything
b_dsaint: I imagine there was some pulling of Gerard off stage post show
ladyfoxxx: oh dude. totally
ladyfoxxx: or, you know, some dragging frank off and all LOOK WHAT YOU DID
b_dsaint: ahaha yes
b_dsaint: FRANK WTF
ladyfoxxx: you keep rubbing on me, its embarrassing
ladyfoxxx: i dont have no guitar to hide behind
b_dsaint: and Mikey covering his eyes all "ugh"
b_dsaint: and Ray and Bob laughing
ladyfoxxx: "put it awaaaaay gee"
b_dsaint: and Frank pretending to be sorry but really not
ladyfoxxx: no and frank kind of trying to gross out the other guys so they'll fucking GO AWAY already
b_dsaint: lol yeah like "i'm really sorry gee, here let me help *reaches for gerard's zipper*"
b_dsaint: and Mikey squeaking and running away
ladyfoxxx: ahahahaa and ray would run spiritedly after him
b_dsaint: Mikey and Gerard freaked out by the prospect of each other having sex is hilarious
ladyfoxxx: and bob would just roll his eyes because bobs unshockable
b_dsaint: oh yes. Bob is a rock
ladyfoxxx: HE TOURED WITH THE USED
ladyfoxxx: there are NO surprises
b_dsaint: actually i think this is the Taste of Chaos tour
b_dsaint: helena uniforms?
ladyfoxxx: is it? ah. can't tell. can't look above the waist yet
b_dsaint: mikeys rocking that weird zipper jacket in the background
ladyfoxxx: oh look! mikey is in this photo!
ladyfoxxx: i totally didnt notice
b_dsaint: ahahahahaha
b_dsaint: i knew you'd appreciate this
ladyfoxxx: i dont know if i will ever be able to close this tab
b_dsaint: its still open in mine
ladyfoxxx: *saves file as greengeewithaboner.jpg*

That was important enough to post about, right? This is pretty much as far as my attention spans to these days...

Comments

[kopperblaze.livejournal.com]

this is an error message. krisi's brain exploded due to overexposure to gerard way's penis. green penis. she might or might not recover from this.

[halfeatenmoon.livejournal.com]

BOY BITS ARE WEIRD.

I'm mature too.

[maryangel200.livejournal.com]

OMG GERARD. PUT THAT THING AWAY BEFORE SOMEONE LOSES AN EYE.

[mrsquizzical.livejournal.com]

aaahahaha can not unsee!

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

well. hello, there, Gerard's boner. Dude really likes performing. o.O

[info]ladyfoxxx: you keep rubbing on me, its embarrassing
[info]ladyfoxxx: i dont have no guitar to hide behind

THIS. YES. OH MY GOD. I CAN HEAR HIM SAYING THAT. ♥ ♥ ♥

[wasoncedelight.livejournal.com]

For your consideration, two caps from LOTMS:





I was watching it on a 43" screen with a fellow fangirl when we both went WHOOOOOOA HANG ON REWIND REWIND REWIND O________________o

HE JUST REALLY LOVES HIS JOB, OKAY.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Damn, now I need to tab that picture too.

[mcrnut.livejournal.com]

I took this off of my computer screen years ago *_____* . oh the luls Gerard's stageboner can give

[graciexmae.livejournal.com]

I don't. It's like. And there's. And I'm. WTF WORDS HAVE BECOME A FOREIGN CONCEPT TO ME, JESUS GERARD YOUR DICK.

I'll just...I'll be in my bunk. Boner boner boner. Ungh.

[defect-no9.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! Special guest appearance by Gerard's dick! His pants are actually straining against it, and I'm over here dying of laughter. Not that I don't love the prospect of seeing Gerard's dick, but stage boners are incredibly funny! And hot. Your convo was effing hilarious and OF COURSE YOUR FLIST WANTS TO SEE THIS! The whole world needs to see this! The magical healing powers of Gerard's penis! Cures hay fever, the common cold, and Epstein Barr. XD

[desfinado.livejournal.com]

NOBODY HAS A SECRET GIANT PENIS! <3

The angle makes me think that he's just stretched his pants tight and is mooshing his balls up or something. I would LOVE to believe it's a boner though. Irregardless, anything highlighting Gerard's package (with his brother really inappropriately in the shot) is a-ok in my book.

Thanks for sharing :DDDDD

[nev-longbottom.livejournal.com]

There needs to be bb!Bob on tour for the very first time fic, where instead of the rock, he's that shellshocked kid who can't believe his eyes.

[slashxmistress.livejournal.com]

Now you guys understand what's it's like to be a Ryan Ross fangirl :DDDD

[turlough]

Gerard and his not-so-secret penis!! Why haven't I seen this pic before?!!

[phelixstar.livejournal.com]

I LINKED HER TO THIS! CAN I GET SOME CREDIT?! (and Meghan linked me but that's besides the point!)

I was gonna link you when we were both online but of course our schedules don't mesh anymore :(

I should have saved the convo she and I had! lol. It went sorta like this
b_dsaint: ahaha look at Gee...
me: LOOK SOUTH!
b_dsaint: .......um O_o
...and then it dissolved into the no underwear thing and went from there much like the conversation she had with you ;)

[villiagegreen.livejournal.com]

is it a boner or is he just all balls?

*squints*

*stares*

Good, boy junk is fucked up.

[mizubyte.livejournal.com]

instead of making my own post, I just responded all over yours. *shrug* HEEEEEE

[syn-or-fantasy.livejournal.com]

So, as I'm typing up this comment... I keep on scrolling back up to stare just a bit more at that picture (and, all the others as well), because... it's THERE. Right in front of my eyes, and I just can't stop STARING. I'm so glad that no one is here with me at this moment, because they would all know that I'm staring at Gerard's clothed penis, and that would be awkward to my mom and brothers.

Although, my friends are a different case, and they all have to see these pictures. Because, it's THERE and they need to see it.

(I don't know why I haven't asked this yet, but may I add you?)

picspam

[defect-no9.livejournal.com]

I'm back. WITH PICTURES! For the most part, I think his problem is gross usage of ill-fitting pants. Example:



Nada zip zero. Because he has properly fitting jeans on...


BUT A GIRL CAN DREAM RIGHT?! For that, I spam you.



THE DERP MAKES IT HARD TO SEE, but it's there. Frank's smiling.




If Gerard's face wasn't so damn frightening, I would have noticed the arrows around his dick faster.




I laugh at his misfortune. XD




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHdfjdsfnldsfngdiongfigwrppgdmf *wipes eyes*





OF COURSE THIS PIC IS HERE. WHY ON EARTH WOULDN'T IT BE? the funny thing, is that my arm looks just like that. nails and all. not me though. Damn.

IN CONCLUSION:




I agree Frank, I totally agree.



XD

[maevele.livejournal.com]

okay, newish to bandom, compulsively following links and shit, and I found this. GERARD. YOUR DIIIIICK.