Hi, I'm really mature. (BONER BONER BONER)

[ladyfoxxx]

So b_dsaint sent me a link to this photo:



And then we had this conversation:


ladyfoxxx: hhahahhahahaaaa
ladyfoxxx: omg
b_dsaint: cant. look. away
ladyfoxxx: boner boner boner
b_dsaint: swear to god its been in my open tabs for a few hours now
b_dsaint: i'm just like... O.O holy shit gerard
b_dsaint: well done
ladyfoxxx: ahahahahaaa
ladyfoxxx: green gee with a boner
ladyfoxxx: you have weird kinks
b_dsaint: i know
ladyfoxxx: ahahahaaa
b_dsaint: the fact that his pants are tight enough that i can tell he's not wearing underwear?
b_dsaint: thats kinda. nah come on, thats a little stare worthy
ladyfoxxx: dude i havent stopped looking at it since you linked me
ladyfoxxx: ahahahaaa
b_dsaint: see? SEE?
ladyfoxxx: and i sure aint lookin at his FACE
b_dsaint: wtf. he doesnt even look good in this photo!
b_dsaint: its just. like. you look at it and you're like, oh old!skool gee.. in green light, whatever
b_dsaint: and then you blink and its like WHOA
b_dsaint: where was he hiding that?
ladyfoxxx: but you know gee has a secret giant penis
b_dsaint: hm
b_dsaint: apparently, not so secret
ladyfoxxx: ahahahaa
ladyfoxxx: not in THOSE jeans
b_dsaint: no. ridiculous
ladyfoxxx: heheheee
b_dsaint: dude he is not wearing underwear
b_dsaint: those pants show everything
b_dsaint: I imagine there was some pulling of Gerard off stage post show
ladyfoxxx: oh dude. totally
ladyfoxxx: or, you know, some dragging frank off and all LOOK WHAT YOU DID
b_dsaint: ahaha yes
b_dsaint: FRANK WTF
ladyfoxxx: you keep rubbing on me, its embarrassing
ladyfoxxx: i dont have no guitar to hide behind
b_dsaint: and Mikey covering his eyes all "ugh"
b_dsaint: and Ray and Bob laughing
ladyfoxxx: "put it awaaaaay gee"
b_dsaint: and Frank pretending to be sorry but really not
ladyfoxxx: no and frank kind of trying to gross out the other guys so they'll fucking GO AWAY already
b_dsaint: lol yeah like "i'm really sorry gee, here let me help *reaches for gerard's zipper*"
b_dsaint: and Mikey squeaking and running away
ladyfoxxx: ahahahaa and ray would run spiritedly after him
b_dsaint: Mikey and Gerard freaked out by the prospect of each other having sex is hilarious
ladyfoxxx: and bob would just roll his eyes because bobs unshockable
b_dsaint: oh yes. Bob is a rock
ladyfoxxx: HE TOURED WITH THE USED
ladyfoxxx: there are NO surprises
b_dsaint: actually i think this is the Taste of Chaos tour
b_dsaint: helena uniforms?
ladyfoxxx: is it? ah. can't tell. can't look above the waist yet
b_dsaint: mikeys rocking that weird zipper jacket in the background
ladyfoxxx: oh look! mikey is in this photo!
ladyfoxxx: i totally didnt notice
b_dsaint: ahahahahaha
b_dsaint: i knew you'd appreciate this
ladyfoxxx: i dont know if i will ever be able to close this tab
b_dsaint: its still open in mine
ladyfoxxx: *saves file as greengeewithaboner.jpg*

That was important enough to post about, right? This is pretty much as far as my attention spans to these days...

Comments

[desfinado.livejournal.com]

NOBODY HAS A SECRET GIANT PENIS! <3

The angle makes me think that he's just stretched his pants tight and is mooshing his balls up or something. I would LOVE to believe it's a boner though. Irregardless, anything highlighting Gerard's package (with his brother really inappropriately in the shot) is a-ok in my book.

Thanks for sharing :DDDDD

[turlough]

NOBODY HAS A SECRET GIANT PENIS!

Bex has such a fabulous way with hilarious one-liners!

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

They are part of the language of bandom just as surely as anything the boys have ever said EVER.

[mizubyte.livejournal.com]

I agree. Mikey being in the picture adds to the LOLZ

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Yeah it's possibly just that he's... in a tricky position and things are getting... pressed on, but hey. I just like saying boner. Also, I love that I didn't even NOTICE Mikey was in this photo for... way too long. Just hilarious.