I'm just going to leave this here. Also, a meme!

[ladyfoxxx]

Hi I'm crap! Here is a short list of why:

1. New job where I share a room cuts back on my internet time
2. I am addicted to Twitter and have been spending a lot of time there, since 140 characters seems to be about the level of commitment I can handle right now.
3. I am madly trying to write my bandombigbang so that I have some kind of draft in for the 30 April deadline. A week ago I had 6k. I now have just over 20k (\o/?) but I still need an ending. Of course once I have an ending I will need a TITLE and a SUMMARY and OMG HATE HATE those two things. /end whinge

Anyway, HERE IS A PHOTO OF RAY ON THE PIANO.



ASK ME HOW MUCH I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM RIGHT NOW. GO ON ASK ME. Hint: A LOT. kopperblaze is the best because she keeps slipping me links to photos of Ray being adorable/a hotass.

Also, here is a meme! piratesunk was looking for a title for a fic earlier and I made a bunch of really stupid suggestions, which made me think this one might be a bit of fun. Yoinked from romanticalgirl

Give me a title in comments and I tell you* the story that would go with it.

(*Tell you = summarise. Because I need to practice my summaries, naturally!)

HI LJ. I MISSED YOU.

Comments

[piratesunk.livejournal.com]

Congrats on making it to 20k on your BBB. I am so proud of you.

I need to fucking come up with summaries and titles which might be the worst part of writing. Urgh.

That meme sounds fun though I am shit at titles...How about...Pocketful of sunshine (Oh God I am terrible)

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Heheheheee. Thanks bb! I still have so far to go. And at least two more giant porn scenes to write. Bahahahaa.

Where is the fic I was trying to title for you? WHY IS IT NOT ON MY FLIST?

Okay, okay:

Pocketful of Sunshine
After the gruelling neverending Black Parade tour, Frank is convinced that what the band needs is a proper holiday, in his words, "somewhere sunny". So he drags everyone off to Barbados or wherever, where Gerard wears too much black and giant sunglasses, complaining about the tan he so totally doesn't want, but so totally is getting, Mikey whinges when he can't get signal on his phone and Ray stops wearing shirts altogether. Eventually, they find that they are enjoying themselves, in spite of themselves, and Frank is a happy puppy.

And then there is GSF.

The end!

[piratesunk.livejournal.com]

Hehe That is a lovely story although I feel Gerard should wear his Hawaiian shirt (over a black shirt, of course) everywhere and all the time.

The fic is posted in the Get Pedicone Some meme. It's not beta'd and the title is stupid but at least it's posted.

Giant porn scenes? OM NOM NOM

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh NEW PORNS TO READ. When I am not at work. Sadly I MUST WAIT :(

Hehehee. I totally forgot about Gee's hawaiian shirt. Of course that would be perfect canon. :DDDD

[halfeatenmoon.livejournal.com]

omg have you ever heard about the time in 2004/05 when JET went to Barbados because they were like "LOL we're so famous, let's ask the record company for something really stupid like a holiday to Barbados where we get like a villa and a recording studio and heaps of weed" and then the record execs when "Sure!" and they got all of it.

Then they got back and Mark went on the radio and explained it and said mostly they didn't know what they were doing and drank rum all the time, and then Chris called up the radio station while Mark was still on air so he could tell him off for saying they were slacking off because Chris reckoned they wrote some really great songs in Barbados.

the only Barbados demos I've heard are "One Hipster, One Bullet" and "I Only Like You When I'm High" so personally I think Mark's "oh we just drank rum and smoked weed all the time" version is the less embarrassing one.

This is now longer than your original comment.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

I am pretty sure YOU told me about the Jet In Barbados thing. Obviously, it's lodged in my subconscious and is slipping out as imaginary fic I willnever write.

:D I am totally fine with comment replies that are longer than my comments. TOTALLY fine.