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I'm just going to leave this here. Also, a meme!

Hi I'm crap! Here is a short list of why:

1. New job where I share a room cuts back on my internet time
2. I am addicted to Twitter and have been spending a lot of time there, since 140 characters seems to be about the level of commitment I can handle right now.
3. I am madly trying to write my

bandombigbang so that I have some kind of draft in for the 30 April deadline. A week ago I had 6k. I now have just over 20k (\o/?) but I still need an ending. Of course once I have an ending I will need a TITLE and a SUMMARY and OMG HATE HATE those two things. /end whinge

Anyway, HERE IS A PHOTO OF RAY ON THE PIANO.

ASK ME HOW MUCH I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM RIGHT NOW. GO ON ASK ME. Hint: A LOT.

kopperblaze is the best because she keeps slipping me links to photos of Ray being adorable/a hotass.

Also, here is a meme!

piratesunk was looking for a title for a fic earlier and I made a bunch of really stupid suggestions, which made me think this one might be a bit of fun. Yoinked from

romanticalgirl

Give me a title in comments and I tell you* the story that would go with it.

(*Tell you = summarise. Because I need to practice my summaries, naturally!)

HI LJ. I MISSED YOU.

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Congrats on making it to 20k on your BBB. I am so proud of you.

I need to fucking come up with summaries and titles which might be the worst part of writing. Urgh.

That meme sounds fun though I am shit at titles...How about...Pocketful of sunshine (Oh God I am terrible)

Heheheheee. Thanks bb! I still have so far to go. And at least two more giant porn scenes to write. Bahahahaa.

Where is the fic I was trying to title for you? WHY IS IT NOT ON MY FLIST?

Okay, okay:

Pocketful of Sunshine
After the gruelling neverending Black Parade tour, Frank is convinced that what the band needs is a proper holiday, in his words, "somewhere sunny". So he drags everyone off to Barbados or wherever, where Gerard wears too much black and giant sunglasses, complaining about the tan he so totally doesn't want, but so totally is getting, Mikey whinges when he can't get signal on his phone and Ray stops wearing shirts altogether. Eventually, they find that they are enjoying themselves, in spite of themselves, and Frank is a happy puppy.

And then there is GSF.

The end!

Hehe That is a lovely story although I feel Gerard should wear his Hawaiian shirt (over a black shirt, of course) everywhere and all the time.

The fic is posted in the Get Pedicone Some meme. It's not beta'd and the title is stupid but at least it's posted.

Giant porn scenes? OM NOM NOM

Ooooooh NEW PORNS TO READ. When I am not at work. Sadly I MUST WAIT :(

Hehehee. I totally forgot about Gee's hawaiian shirt. Of course that would be perfect canon. :DDDD

omg have you ever heard about the time in 2004/05 when JET went to Barbados because they were like "LOL we're so famous, let's ask the record company for something really stupid like a holiday to Barbados where we get like a villa and a recording studio and heaps of weed" and then the record execs when "Sure!" and they got all of it.

Then they got back and Mark went on the radio and explained it and said mostly they didn't know what they were doing and drank rum all the time, and then Chris called up the radio station while Mark was still on air so he could tell him off for saying they were slacking off because Chris reckoned they wrote some really great songs in Barbados.

the only Barbados demos I've heard are "One Hipster, One Bullet" and "I Only Like You When I'm High" so personally I think Mark's "oh we just drank rum and smoked weed all the time" version is the less embarrassing one.

This is now longer than your original comment.

I am pretty sure YOU told me about the Jet In Barbados thing. Obviously, it's lodged in my subconscious and is slipping out as imaginary fic I willnever write.

:D I am totally fine with comment replies that are longer than my comments. TOTALLY fine.

WOOHOO WRITING! Your writing spree is amazing. I'm deeply impressed. Also impressed at Ray and his piano skills.

Unrelated: today I had morning tea with the Head Clerk of the lower house of the Vic Parliament (who is basically my department head) and was slightly disappointed that he didn't have a fro.

Your title is 'Banana Smoothie Honey' because my brain is a bit broken at the moment and that was the first piece of writing I saw.

I can't believe how much BBB I managed to pump out. I just need to try to keep going so I finish in time for draft deadline - WOO.

Aw man - WHY NO FRO? Where's the love?

So, obviously with Smoothie in the title this is going to be about Brendon in his days working at Smoothie Hut.

Banana Smoothie Honey
Brendon schlepps smoothies down at Smoothie hut. Spencer is his favourite customer, who comes in pretty much every day for the same thing, who Brendon maybe, possibly, has a totally raging, face melting crush on. Once day Spencer fucks up making his order and asks for a "Banana smoothie, honey" instead of a banana smoothie WITH honey and failtastic flirting ensues, with Brendon being all "you can call me honey anytime" and totally facepalming and turning red the moment Spencer leaves. Of course Spencer secretly has a totally face melting crush on Bden too, (Bden looks AMAZING in those uniform slacks. Hell, Spencer might even be lactose intolerant, but he still goes in every day anyway.) In the end Jon the friendly barista from Starbuck's next door ends up having to step in and help the two failboats get their shit together, because OMG AWKWARD FAILTASTIC ROMANCE.

WOW, WAY TO PROVE I TOTALLY CAN'T WRITE SUMMARIES. Hi there, not!fic.

*FACEPALM FOREVER*

I neglected to mention that the Clerk's name is Ray, hence the fro-related disappointment. Banana Smoothie Honey is an excellent awkward romance fic and I love it already!

i love spamming people with pictures hehe and that one of ray is just....okay i'll confess, i totally squeed very loudly when i saw it.

okay a title...hmmmm

pudding and lipstick

THAT PHOTO OF RAY. JUST. JUST. NNNGH.

Pudding and Lipstick

Obviously this is Gerard/Lyn-Z crossdressing porn. OBVIOUSLY. WHAT?

Oh you want explanation? You see, the code word in the Way-Ballato household for sexing is "dessert". But when in the UK, no one says dessert they say pudding instead, which means when Lyn is accompanying Gerard on the UK tour it totally messes with their system of having cryptic phone conversations to arrange booty calls. So the one time Gerard was expecting "dessert" and what he got was pudding. And it was DISAPPOINTING.

But it was made up for tenfold that time he was expecting chocolate cake and he got LYN IN A STRAPON.

Wow, I'm a total pervert.

<3_<3

BEST OF ALL NOTFICS.

(Also, just in case you were wondering, which you weren't, but whatever...your 10k of handjobs? my reward for finishing my BBB. At this point the only reason I'm writing the damn thing is to read 10k of handjobs.)

Hehehehee well the pile of porn will still be there when your BBB is done! I still have a LOT of work to do on mine.

Also, I feel I should point out that it isn't 10K of handjobs. It's 10k or handjobs AND blow jobs. Because that makes ALL the difference. :D hee.

Here a nice title for you:

"Sauerkraut, food of the gods". Enjoy! *g*

Congrats on making it to 20k so quickly!! That's truly amazing. :D

Sauerkraut, Food Of The Gods

Naturally this is tour fic, set the last time the guys toured Europe and while they were in Germany Frank fell in love with sauerkraut. Not that he'd never had it before, it's just in Germany it tastes BETTER, as he keeps pointing out. Thus begins his quest to try and make the perfect sauerkraut, only its rather difficult to pickle things when you're touring, what with the lack of space, resources, ingredients, time and constantly being shuffled from one place to another.

Hilarity ensues.

WE HAVE MISSED YOU TOO. Also you should share those links to photos of Ray being adorable/a hotass. I like how versatile that man is <333333333

How about this: Sing Us A Song, You're The Piano Man :D?

Oh you're right, I should share those... Ummm I think I'd have to go back-trawl through Krisi's twitter feed, because she is like my dealer when it comes to Ray pics.

Sing Us A Song, You're The Piano Man

Oh. OH. Well, this would have to be the AU where Ray is a freelance music teacher and Gerard and Lyn-Z hire him to teach Bandit to play piano. Except Gerard develops a giant crush on Ray and his big, gorgeous, skilful hands, and Lyn-Z can totally tell because even if she couldn't read her husband like a book, he's starting to doodle sketches of Ray's hands every time he has a pencil in his hand and a flat surface in front of him.

Anyway, Lyn-Z is a terrible enabler, so she tells Ray, who doesn't believe her at first but eventually he does and yeah okay, wow, that's kind of hot, and then there are threesomes. (While Bandit is safely ensconced over at uncle Mikey's, of course.)

LOOK, MORE PORN! I am so predictable.

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OH MAN I love stories about Ray being awesome and threesomes that include LynZ ♥_____________♥

THIS SHOULD EXIST. Also you should be more specific about the porn >:)

Heee! You're right, there needs to be more threesome porns inclusive of Lyn-Z. One day I'll finish that one where she and Gee hire Frank the hooker for the night. One day. *sigh*

Oh and as far as the porn? It's just that I filled

kopperblaze and

turlough's prompts with porny fic ideas too. All roads lead to porn with me, it seems. /o\

It's so quiet on my flist right now, everyone seems to be off madly scribbling on their BBBs (or at least that's what I hope they're doing :-) Good luck with your writing!

I love that photo of Ray so much.

If I were a writer I think I would probably always default to using poetry or song lyrics, coming up with truely original titles is hard! What about some Bowie? "And Your Face Is A Mess"

I think everyone is in BBB hell right now. At least, half my twitter feed certainly appears to be. Thanks for the good wishes, I'm going to need them to get this thing in shape (and write an ending!) in time.

I just adore Ray so much. I am in such awe of his many talents.

Ahhhh... some Bowie! I love it! Of course, my mind immediately went to the gutter... um... sorry?

And Your Face Is A Mess

The one where all Frank wants is a facial, and Gerard won't give him one becuase he thinks it's demeaning and he loves and values Frank, okay? He doesn't want to treat him like a sex object. Except all Frank REALLY wants is just to have his boyfriend come on his face, god, how fucking hard is that?

Ridiculous arguments ensue, often at a volume that means the rest of the guys in the band are learning FAR MORE about their bandmates sex lives than they've ever wanted to (Mikey wants to bleach his brain, right NOW, ugh) and Frank even tries to TRICK Gerard into doing it by giving him head and pulling off at the wrong time. Anyway, finally Gerard is like all "FINE, if it's that important to you, I'll do it" and he's all reluctant and like, taking the high road and OMG the SACRIFICES HE MAKES for his boyfriend - so they DO do it, and wow, it's fucking hot and Gerard likes it almost as much as Frank and they are TOTALLY doing that again. And again. Gerard discovers that it's not demeaning if you both love it and then everybody's happy! (Except the rest of the guys in the band, because OMG, WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION, YOU ASSHOLES.)

\o/?

*giggles* Awesome! Their poor band!

OMGGGGGGG RAY PLAYING PIANO. ♥ ♥ ♥

Hi! I was stalking your journal for fic, but then I saw this and had to comment, because RAY. PLAYING PIANO. I HAD NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE TILL NOW. I kind of love you a lot for posting this pic and giving it that name, because, yes. SO TRUE.

YES. EXACTLY. MY OVARIES. MY POOR POOR OVARIES.

Seriously though, the talent that man has turns me into a quivering mess. And then there's his hands.

I hope you found some fic to stalk!

♥RAY♥

Seriously though, the talent that man has turns me into a quivering mess. And then there's his hands.
RIGHT? And his hair. And his glorious smile. *sigh*

So I had to stop myself from actually reading any fic until my BBB is done and turned in, but I totally have your masterlist bookmarked for later. ♥

Hehehee. I am also on a fic ban until my BBB is done. I have to at least get my draft and summary done for Saturday OMG, I'm SOOOO behind where I should be. *panics*

Hope you like it when you get to it. Good luck with your BBB!

I KNOOOOW. I'm not panicking so much anymore, but I think I burnt myself out working on it so much the past few days and now I'm just sick of it and dragging my feet. Even though I'm totally putting everything else on hold (lol rl, fandom is more important!) to get it done. I am weirdly panicking about the summary though. I suck at writing summaries, how am I supposed to write one that will make people want to art/mix my fic? /mystery

But yeah. Good luck with your BBB too!

And I'm sure I will. I came to your journal cos I remembered your Gerard/LynZ no_tags fic, so. *g*

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