I'm just going to leave this here. Also, a meme!

[ladyfoxxx]

Hi I'm crap! Here is a short list of why:

1. New job where I share a room cuts back on my internet time
2. I am addicted to Twitter and have been spending a lot of time there, since 140 characters seems to be about the level of commitment I can handle right now.
3. I am madly trying to write my bandombigbang so that I have some kind of draft in for the 30 April deadline. A week ago I had 6k. I now have just over 20k (\o/?) but I still need an ending. Of course once I have an ending I will need a TITLE and a SUMMARY and OMG HATE HATE those two things. /end whinge

Anyway, HERE IS A PHOTO OF RAY ON THE PIANO.



ASK ME HOW MUCH I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM RIGHT NOW. GO ON ASK ME. Hint: A LOT. kopperblaze is the best because she keeps slipping me links to photos of Ray being adorable/a hotass.

Also, here is a meme! piratesunk was looking for a title for a fic earlier and I made a bunch of really stupid suggestions, which made me think this one might be a bit of fun. Yoinked from romanticalgirl

Give me a title in comments and I tell you* the story that would go with it.

(*Tell you = summarise. Because I need to practice my summaries, naturally!)

HI LJ. I MISSED YOU.

Comments

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

I can't believe how much BBB I managed to pump out. I just need to try to keep going so I finish in time for draft deadline - WOO.

Aw man - WHY NO FRO? Where's the love?

So, obviously with Smoothie in the title this is going to be about Brendon in his days working at Smoothie Hut.

Banana Smoothie Honey
Brendon schlepps smoothies down at Smoothie hut. Spencer is his favourite customer, who comes in pretty much every day for the same thing, who Brendon maybe, possibly, has a totally raging, face melting crush on. Once day Spencer fucks up making his order and asks for a "Banana smoothie, honey" instead of a banana smoothie WITH honey and failtastic flirting ensues, with Brendon being all "you can call me honey anytime" and totally facepalming and turning red the moment Spencer leaves. Of course Spencer secretly has a totally face melting crush on Bden too, (Bden looks AMAZING in those uniform slacks. Hell, Spencer might even be lactose intolerant, but he still goes in every day anyway.) In the end Jon the friendly barista from Starbuck's next door ends up having to step in and help the two failboats get their shit together, because OMG AWKWARD FAILTASTIC ROMANCE.

WOW, WAY TO PROVE I TOTALLY CAN'T WRITE SUMMARIES. Hi there, not!fic.

*FACEPALM FOREVER*

[halfeatenmoon.livejournal.com]

I neglected to mention that the Clerk's name is Ray, hence the fro-related disappointment. Banana Smoothie Honey is an excellent awkward romance fic and I love it already!