I'm just going to leave this here. Also, a meme!

[ladyfoxxx]

Hi I'm crap! Here is a short list of why:

1. New job where I share a room cuts back on my internet time
2. I am addicted to Twitter and have been spending a lot of time there, since 140 characters seems to be about the level of commitment I can handle right now.
3. I am madly trying to write my bandombigbang so that I have some kind of draft in for the 30 April deadline. A week ago I had 6k. I now have just over 20k (\o/?) but I still need an ending. Of course once I have an ending I will need a TITLE and a SUMMARY and OMG HATE HATE those two things. /end whinge

Anyway, HERE IS A PHOTO OF RAY ON THE PIANO.



ASK ME HOW MUCH I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM RIGHT NOW. GO ON ASK ME. Hint: A LOT. kopperblaze is the best because she keeps slipping me links to photos of Ray being adorable/a hotass.

Also, here is a meme! piratesunk was looking for a title for a fic earlier and I made a bunch of really stupid suggestions, which made me think this one might be a bit of fun. Yoinked from romanticalgirl

Give me a title in comments and I tell you* the story that would go with it.

(*Tell you = summarise. Because I need to practice my summaries, naturally!)

HI LJ. I MISSED YOU.

Comments

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

THAT PHOTO OF RAY. JUST. JUST. NNNGH.

Pudding and Lipstick

Obviously this is Gerard/Lyn-Z crossdressing porn. OBVIOUSLY. WHAT?

Oh you want explanation? You see, the code word in the Way-Ballato household for sexing is "dessert". But when in the UK, no one says dessert they say pudding instead, which means when Lyn is accompanying Gerard on the UK tour it totally messes with their system of having cryptic phone conversations to arrange booty calls. So the one time Gerard was expecting "dessert" and what he got was pudding. And it was DISAPPOINTING.

But it was made up for tenfold that time he was expecting chocolate cake and he got LYN IN A STRAPON.

Wow, I'm a total pervert.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

<3_<3

BEST OF ALL NOTFICS.

(Also, just in case you were wondering, which you weren't, but whatever...your 10k of handjobs? my reward for finishing my BBB. At this point the only reason I'm writing the damn thing is to read 10k of handjobs.)

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Hehehehee well the pile of porn will still be there when your BBB is done! I still have a LOT of work to do on mine.

Also, I feel I should point out that it isn't 10K of handjobs. It's 10k or handjobs AND blow jobs. Because that makes ALL the difference. :D hee.