I'm just going to leave this here. Also, a meme!

[ladyfoxxx]

Hi I'm crap! Here is a short list of why:

1. New job where I share a room cuts back on my internet time
2. I am addicted to Twitter and have been spending a lot of time there, since 140 characters seems to be about the level of commitment I can handle right now.
3. I am madly trying to write my bandombigbang so that I have some kind of draft in for the 30 April deadline. A week ago I had 6k. I now have just over 20k (\o/?) but I still need an ending. Of course once I have an ending I will need a TITLE and a SUMMARY and OMG HATE HATE those two things. /end whinge

Anyway, HERE IS A PHOTO OF RAY ON THE PIANO.



ASK ME HOW MUCH I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM RIGHT NOW. GO ON ASK ME. Hint: A LOT. kopperblaze is the best because she keeps slipping me links to photos of Ray being adorable/a hotass.

Also, here is a meme! piratesunk was looking for a title for a fic earlier and I made a bunch of really stupid suggestions, which made me think this one might be a bit of fun. Yoinked from romanticalgirl

Give me a title in comments and I tell you* the story that would go with it.

(*Tell you = summarise. Because I need to practice my summaries, naturally!)

HI LJ. I MISSED YOU.

Comments

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Oh you're right, I should share those... Ummm I think I'd have to go back-trawl through Krisi's twitter feed, because she is like my dealer when it comes to Ray pics.

Sing Us A Song, You're The Piano Man

Oh. OH. Well, this would have to be the AU where Ray is a freelance music teacher and Gerard and Lyn-Z hire him to teach Bandit to play piano. Except Gerard develops a giant crush on Ray and his big, gorgeous, skilful hands, and Lyn-Z can totally tell because even if she couldn't read her husband like a book, he's starting to doodle sketches of Ray's hands every time he has a pencil in his hand and a flat surface in front of him.

Anyway, Lyn-Z is a terrible enabler, so she tells Ray, who doesn't believe her at first but eventually he does and yeah okay, wow, that's kind of hot, and then there are threesomes. (While Bandit is safely ensconced over at uncle Mikey's, of course.)

LOOK, MORE PORN! I am so predictable.

[desfinado.livejournal.com]

OH MAN I love stories about Ray being awesome and threesomes that include LynZ ♥_____________♥

THIS SHOULD EXIST. Also you should be more specific about the porn >:)

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Heee! You're right, there needs to be more threesome porns inclusive of Lyn-Z. One day I'll finish that one where she and Gee hire Frank the hooker for the night. One day. *sigh*

Oh and as far as the porn? It's just that I filled kopperblaze and turlough's prompts with porny fic ideas too. All roads lead to porn with me, it seems. /o\