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SHORT SHORTS MANDATORY

Okay okay okay so everyone is talking about THIS PHOTO from the recent M&G:

and this one:

Because: KNEES. LEGS. THIGHS. SHORT SHORTS.

GERARD WAY WORE THAT TO A M&G. GERARD WAY IS NOT ACTUALLY A REAL PERSON.

So, ridiculous amounts of Wayflesh aside, EDITED TO ADD I feel the need to draw your attention to THIS PICTURE:

[REMOVED BECAUSE IT DEPRESSED ME]

LOOK! It's NOW!Frank hugging his PAST SELF.

THIS IS VERY RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS (and my BBB)

FRANK/FRANK YOU GUYS. APPARENTLY I SHIP IT NOW. (I didn't even know you COULD SHIP self-cest /o\) I JUST WASN'T EXPECTING TO FIND QUITE SO MUCH CANON TO SUPPORT THIS SHIP. FIRST THAT VIDEO AND THEN THAT GIF AND NOW THIS. HOLY HELL.

/end capslocky squee. RUINED RUINED RUINED

Just found out the person in that picture LICKED FRANK at this M&G. All the magic is gone.

CLICK THROUGH AND LET'S LOOK AT PICTURES OF SHIRTLESS/SHORT SHORTS WEARING RAY INSTEAD.

Oh and lastly, can we talk about how badass Ray looks in his sunglasses? And, just for a MOMENT, imagine ~~his package~~ HIM in short shorts? Yeah.

...yeah.

ETA! No need to imagine! There are photos in existence of RAY IN SHORTS. SHORT ONES. Check the comments bbs!

anoneknewmoose is AWESOME.

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*FLAILS AROUND* OH MY GOD; OH MY GOD, WHAT A GLORIOUS MORNING.

IT'S SO GREAT TO BE IN BANDOM RIGHT NOW. I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

I CAN'T. I feel like I'm violating his bare legs with my eyes.

God these bandom boys have made us SO Victorian.

I KNOW, I blame his never-nudeness!

That second pic legit made me think "OMG GERARD FORGOT HIS PAAAANTS /o\"

Also Frank's back looks BROAD. I am getting hot in the face with that picture, I kid you not.

kopperblaze can confirm, she's sitting in front of me...

*looks for willpower* I will not go read you BBB right now, I will write. I will not go read you BBB right now, I will write. I will not go read you BBB right now, I will write....

Frank: Dude, are you wearing that?

Gerard: What? It's hot.

Frank: But we have a meet and greet. There will be fans. And photos.

Gerard: *blank look* So?

Oh come on. Just a little read. It won't take long. It's only FIFTY SEVEN THOUSAND WORDS. /o\

oh my god! Did that man forget to put his pants on? So much skin and I can't help but wish it was the other Way bro... at least Gerard's not wearing long socks, like his dork of a brother!

One day that H&M shirt of Mikey's is gonna stretch far enough that we get a nip slip.

I'M WAITING, MIKEY. *SNAP SNAP*

Oh god, that will be the most amazing day ever. We will be waiting, and we will see his nipples, one day!

I don't actually know what I would do if Mikey came out in short shorts...I wouldn't know where to put my eyes. Probably on his crotch, but y'know...

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I AM WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK.

GIVE IT ME.

Ahh gerard, I love you, I really do, but unless you're having sexy times with frank, PLEASE KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!

Actually, all I see in that first pic is frankie's boney knees and gee' awkward feet!

NOOOOOO GERARD DON'T LISTEN TO HER. I WANT ALL THE SKIN EVER.

LOL I love how fixated we are on Frank's knees. THEM THEM THEM.

Haha, i know im in the minority about gerards legs, but nevermind that!

FRANK. KNEES........*mindwanders*

AND OH I WANNA SEE THAT BABY FRANK!

FRANK/FRANK YOU GUYS. APPARENTLY I SHIP IT NOW. (I didn't even know you COULD SHIP self-cest /o\)

YOU CAN. I DO. I ship it HARD. Frank/Frank and Gerard/Gerard. And it's alllllll because of YOU.

I am not letting myself read any BBBs until I finish my podfic for the challenge, but I can't fucking WAIT to read yours I am DYING from how fucking hot it's going to be. BEST. PREMISE. EVER.

KNEES

LOL well I'm happy I'm not the ONLY one out here in my little ship! Also I LOVE that you ship the Frank/Frank ALREADY and you haven't even read my BBB yet. That's FAITH honey.

I can't WAIT to hear what you're working on OMGGGG.

KNEES! KNEES. KNEEEEEEES..... *drools*

I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

THEY ARE NOT REAL WE MADE THEM UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP :DDDDD

AFAIK this is every picture of Ray showing ~skin~. (I think, assuming I'm not missing some in my hard drive.) All from ProjRev-ish era. It was a special time. The shorts are from the Houston 2007(?) show, the shirtlessness is because Gerard was yelling at the boys to take their shirts off, so both Ray and Frank did. >:)

RAY TORO GET IN MY PANTS.

Holy FUCKBALLS. ProRev was a VERY SPECIAL TIME FOR US ALLLLL.

I think THIS ONE (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p13/sneakpi/band%20boys/mcr/skinnnn/sweatyshirtlesstoroandgerard.jpg) is my FAVOURITE. Head patting. Sweaty arms. Tummy bulge. Ray just fucking rocking out. NNNGGHHHH.

YOU ARE MADE OF MAGIC AND KITTENS, GIRL. YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOMESAUCE.

Holy crap never closing this tab EVER.

YES YES THAT IS MY FAVORITE TOO. And also the inspiration for my Gerard/Ray bondage fic. Nnnnnngh.

<33333333

RAY TORO HAS A STANDING INVITATION. TO MY PANTS.

/IS TWELVE.

And you can't just talk about Gerard/Ray bondage fic without leaving links. THAT IS JUST CRUEL. ESPECIALLY WHEN I AM TOO LAZY TO GO FIND SAID FIC WHICH I AM CERTAIN WILL BE IN A TERRIBLY LOGICAL AND EASY-TO-FIND LOCATION. HALP.

ALWAYS.

HEEEE <333 http://otpsaurus-rex.livejournal.com/1299.html

UM, HI, THIS IS ALL VERY RELEVENT TO MY (Ray Toro related) INTERESTS.

HIS AAAAAAARMS AND HIS CHEST AND HIS THIGHS OMG I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE IT. *__________*

:DDDDDDD He is a beautiful beautiful man.

IN MY PANTS NOW MR TORO. NOWWWWWW

GNNNNARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *____________________________________*

HIS THIGHS

I WANNA RIDE UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME.

All those pictures together are quite overwhelming!

I should have supplied everyone with a fainting couch and fan, huh? :( Apologies. :(

It depends, can I be fanned by Ray and snuggled by Mikey on the couch? If so, bring it on!

Seriously, Ray, you hot ass!

JACKET AND SHORT SHORTS BRB LAUGHING FOREVER.

except his arms in the sleevless ones turn me from laughing to swooning, so. torn.

IS LAUGHING AND BEING TURNED ON AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER?

In bandom? Always.

I APPROVE OF ALL OF THIS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

I have a thing for Frankie's knees! In my BBB Gerard has, too. There's like... KNEE PORN! Seriously!!!

oh Gerard. oh Gerard. oh Gerard. he really looks like he forgot his pants.

but maybe he's so fabulous, he doesn't need any?!!!

GERARD WAY HAS NO PANTS! GERARD WAY NEEDS NO PANTS!!

Their little knees!!!!! And Gerard's awkard feet!! And how cute is he clutching that Party Poison doll on his knee?!!!

But seriously, when will this stop? Soon there won't be any part of Gerard we haven't seen! It's scary!!!

I feel weird. Half embarrassed, half turned on, and a third half I didn't even knew I had, totally scared because Gerard's knees are TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frankie's knees, on the other hand, have mesmerizing powers, so naked and so tempting. He made me blush. COVER THEN; COVER THEM!!!!! The hug with his younger self made me all teary, though. Sniff!!

RAY TORO! STOP WITH YOUR EVERYTHING! I CAN'T STAND THE HOTNESS!!!!!! Thighs, and arms, and sweaty backs and crazy hair! This band is killing me!!!!!

These men are trying to kill me, honestly. My fangirl heart can't take much more...

I do not blame you for removing that picture at all >:(

But the shorts remain awesome!

Just commenting to say that because of your BBB, I will forever be shipping Frank/Frank. ;)

Okay, I may be alone in this and about to be leapt upon and beaten with sticks...

But am I the only one that does not find the short shorts on Gerard Way at all attractive? I mean, Gerard Way is an attractive man, I can appreciate that even as someone who does not like the peen. But really? Short shorts? I think they are something that can only be pulled off by a limited few people. And I'm sorry Geeway. You are not one of them.

Keep on keepin' on, though. You freaky little wonder, you.

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