Patrick Stump: Accidentally Superhot, A Pic & Videospam

[ladyfoxxx]

So I was just going to post a few pictures in the comments of this post to show shiningartifact some of my favourite Patrick snaps and it appears I have a lot of them, so HERE! HAVE A PICSPAM entitled:



WHY I LOVE PATRICK STUMP (AND YOU CAN TOO!)

PHASE ONE: BB!PATRICK
Let's all remember he was like, 16/17 when he joined the band? He was young and just incredibly cute, see? Look at him being all adorable and hiding under his hats and being shy.









Look how LITTLE he is!


BB!Patrick does an interview:

Aw look, he's trying so hard to be hardcore and cuss at you but I just, I don't buy it. He shouldn't swear he just sounds campy.


PHASE TWO: CUDDLY!PATRICK
I know, cuddly is a shit word to use, but he did grow up and he did put on some weight, and I don't think that helped much with the shy thing, he just kept on hiding under those hats and singing his fucking heart out and continuing to be ADORABLE.

This is the phase where I "found" Patrick. In fact I can pinpoint the EXACT photo. It's THIS ONE:



I like to call it Patrick Stump: Accidentally Superhot. Because, just... LOOK at him. LOOK AT HIM. He is so into his music he has no idea how hot he is. Ngh. Yeah.


Here's a few more:




Rocking out!




And one with his guitar. No, actually HIS guitar, the Stump-O-Matic, made for HIM.




Now kick back and let him sing to you and play you songs on his Stump-O-Matic:

Oh and here! He can teach you to play that guitar.

I wish there was more of this. His voice, you guys, it just MELTS ME. Does anyone know where this video is from and if I can get more of it?


PHASE THREE: HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED?

So FOB went on hiatus and Patrick started working on solo stuff and kind of disappeared from view for a while. And when he came back he looked like THIS:



I know, right? WTF? WHAT HAPPENED TRICK? HOW ARE YOU AGING BACKWARDS?


And THIS!



AH... DREAMY...


And THIS!



Just. You guys. I mean I admit, I miss the shy hats-and-glasses Patrick, but STILL. *hands*


Here! See him in motion!

Patrick talks about Earth Day and why it's important, to be honest I have a hard time concentrating on what he's saying, I just keep staring at his lips. HIS LIPS!


PATRICK AND PETE

Of course no picspam would be complete without a bit of Pete and Patrick and their epic love.

Let's start by reminding ourselves just HOW little they were when they started hanging out.




Exactly! And oh so goofy. This is so much the couple take a picture of themselves photo.




And of course the quintessential Pete/Patrick shot. Oh Pete, so territorial!




And the hot guyliner mafia photo:




Have I mentioned yet how they are both GIANT DORKS? Because they are:




I actually think Pete brings Patrick's dorkyness screaming to the fore.




Apparently it is possibly to be extremely dorky WHILE beaming at each other.




And speaking of beaming, hey Pete SMILE A LITTLE FUCKING WIDER while Patrick admires you. You just love him. You do.




And then there's the kissing:




And the leaning:




And MORE kissing:




And EVEN MORE kissing. Pete just likes kissing Patrick okay? He does it A LOT.




Have some kissing on video!

How about one of Hottie McHotHot Patrick and Pete with an unfortunate haircut:




I saved this one for last. I don't know, they aren't even touching, but just, the BEAMING. SO MUCH BEAMING. The love. It's tangible.



*SIIIIIIIIIGH*


Oh and have some video!

Look! It's Pete giving Patrick a breast exam!

I KNOW RIGHT? HOW DOES THIS VIDEO EVEN EXIST? OMG HOW ARE YOU REAL? Pete actually looks kind of embarrassed here, which is amazing, I really didn't think that man had any shame at all. Oh how we laughed and laughed.


Fall Out Boy host Rage (which is exciting for me, being Australian it was always a big deal when someone cool hosted Rage, they get to pick out all their favourite music videos and introduce them.)

ETA: If anyone's curious as to FOB's selections for the night The Full Playlist Is Here. Lots and lots of Green Day. Fanboy much, Pete?

Did I mention how Pete is feeling Patrick up while he's trying to talk? Hahahahhaa. For those of you can't do video it goes a little something like this:

Patrick: I think someone's touching my back right now... it's really distracting...
Pete: No, it's a hot girl.
Patrick: But I'm not gonna look.
Pete: It's a hot girl.
Patrick: Because I know it's not a hot girl
Pete: Does it feel like a hot girl?
Patrick: Not really.
Pete: Come on.
Patrick: Oh, gross.

(AND THEN THEY ALL LAUGH. El Oh El.)


What about one of Patrick dipping his head in the pool and then Pete teasing him endlessly for being really really nervous at a TV interview.

Ahahahaha. They are such DORKS.


I'm gonna finish with this one, the famed "gay above the waist quote".

LOOK AT THEM. THEY ARE SO ADORABLE.


Now go on and add your own favorite adorables into the comments because I know I've missed PLENTY.

Hopefully any of my more Frank/Gerard oriented readers have gained a little insight into why I keep feeling the urge to shout "PATRICK STUMP GET IN MY PANTS!" now.

Comments

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

Whoa. That easily just became my favorite performance of Dance, Dance ever.

Here's one of my favorite pictures of Patrick (besides many you already posted, obvs.):



He's so fucking adorable. Also, Pete is a furry. LOL

[villiagegreen.livejournal.com]

Hey....

*whisper whisper*

come here... ya... over into the dark alley of plot bunnies....

*waves*

*waits*

Me and foxie were talking about how i was half tempted to write a cute little bb!patrick/patron-saint-of-confused-young-men-skiba, and then you came along like a pixie fairy and commented... you wanna write that?

pwease?

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

HA! AWESOME PICTURE!

Pete is so a furvert. And I could listen to Patrick play acoustic, like, forever.

Did you notice how the Rage clip (once you get past the inappropriate touching) is Patrick plugging Alkaline Trio?

[villiagegreen.livejournal.com]

oooooooooooooooooooh foxie, look at him, look at his little male!snow white face, look at him giggling and being silly and his little glasses and those thighs...


I love his giggle because he's a grown boy who giggles at a high rate

"YOU THINK HARRY POTTER IS REAL?"

oh boys..

boys...

your love...

oh heavens

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

"YOU THINK HARRY POTTER IS REAL?"

He totally does. PROOF:


(What are the bets gracie321 has this pic like, framed on her wall?)

<3 There need to be pictures of Patrick everywhere.

[chivasinstead1.livejournal.com]

Patrick was always my favourite. I hadn't seen any pictures of him recently but, OH MY GOODNESS, he has changed so much! I still love him and think he's lovely, but woah. Just... woah. :D

Re: <3 There need to be pictures of Patrick everywhere.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Yeah I know. WTF? How is he AGING BACKWARDS?

And I want to know what his diet secrets are. Did he get tapeworm? Actually, I heard it was WiiFit.

But still. Yeah. WOAH.

In your picspam, spamming with pics

[coricomile.livejournal.com]

Here are a few reasons why I <3 Patrick Stump:

Mouth

























Thighs
























Adorably badass
















In conclusion:

= UNF.

Re: In your picspam, spamming with pics

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

WOW!

You totally improved the quality of this post x 3000 percent with this comment.

Gah. Gah. GAH.

MOUTH. THIGHS. BADASSERY.

NGARGH.

I couldn't find an awesome enough header photo for this, but I think that last one just made the cut. I think I need to steal it and put it RIGHT UP THE TOP where EVERYONE WILL SEE IT.

Ugh. JUST. UGH.

THANK YOU. SO MUCH.

[liescontinue.livejournal.com]

i used to have a crush on bb!patrick back in the day, but i think that was actually back when i liked fall out boy. :/

although i have to say, he is looking rather good lately... hmm...

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of torn as to which one of his phases I love the most. His new look is growing on me, but I do kind of miss his shy-hiding-in-a-hat days.

[mahoni.livejournal.com]

Patrick Stump is my sekrit bandom happy place, srsly. My favorite part of checking LJ is finding a new daily_patrick picture on my flist. ♥___♥

It's because of the adorable, the voice, the hats, the mouth, the voice, the crazy music skillz, the voice, the dorkiness, the GUH, the voice, did I mention the voice? THE VOICE. All the other bandom lead singers only wish they had Patrick's voice, man.

Also, while I found Patrick very attractive before I saw it, the picture you point out as your 'discovered Patrick' picture was a bit of a revelation for me as well. Daaaaaang, boy. I had a similar reaction to yesterday's daily_patrick picture (http://community.livejournal.com/daily_patrick/103462.html) as well. Re-revelation-inducing.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Patrick completely snuck up on me. Much like Mikeyway snuck up on me. I was happily minding my business, getting the motts from Pete and then suddenly Oh! Hi Patrick! When did you get so goshdarn hot?

Oh the voice, the voice, the Voice, the VOICE. I agree. Really. Best voice in bandom, easily.

You know, my discovery picture of Patrick I "discovered" on YOUR journal. So as you were having your Patrick revelation I was simultaneously revelating. Now that is inspiring stuff.

Ugh. I just signed up for daily_patrick. How was I NOT already watching that comm? And UGH. Yesterday's photo? In a word: UNFFFFFF.

[turlough]

Patrick is awesome!!

There should be more Patrick/Gerard fic, I'm just saying...

[dancinbutterfly.livejournal.com]

...You know what I never noticed about the VMA pictures? It's like Pete and Patrick are sharing one outfit. No, like, Pete got the jacket, Patrick's got the pants. *sighs* who tucks their shirt into white pants! PStumpy apparently. *sighs and smiles*

[shiningartifact.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG OMG OMG. This was the best thing ever to come home to after a looooong workday!

SERIOUSLY? I THINK I GET IT.

REALLY. THANK YOU!

*IS SO HAPPY RN*

I'M SO PLEASED. SO, SO PLEASED.

The main reasons that I now get it are here:






So, thank you thank you my darling ladyfoxxx (and her delightful commenters) for helping to show me the way.

I am suddenly interested in reading some good Gerard/Patrick.... Hmmmmm.

&hearts&hearts&hearts

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

It was not even my INTENTION to brainwash educate you! I just wanted to help you understand why I felt the need to write a whole pile of Patrick sexin'.

Nevertheless this makes me EXTREMELY HAPPY.

Oh and LOLOL. I am so lucky coricomile stuck her head in, because most of your mind-changing photos were hers! If you're ever feeling Petericky you should check her stuff out, she's written some of my favourite Pete/Patrick's.

But anyway YES! Hurrah! Yay for new bandom loves.

[masterpenguin82.livejournal.com]

Oh so adorable, but those new pictures... whoa! Someone found the fountain of youth and decided not to share! He was always quite adorable but now, wow! And his voice really is all kinds of amazing.

You're Australian? How did I not realise this??? Where from? And I adore rage, especailly at 3am when you get a really random mix of weird stuff and 90's pop. It's so awesome.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

I'm a Queenslander! Originally anyway, but then I moved to Sydney and now I'm in London. I'm a nomad!

I LOVE RAGE.

Imma go dig out Fall Out Boy's playlist now. I love that Rage keep all the playlists online. It's always exciting when someone awesome is programming.

[stupidrhapsody.livejournal.com]

hello. who approves skinny!patrick? *hands up.

also, thanks for this, not a fan, but this is great man.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

*both hands up*

I approve of Patrick in all his incarnations. Even bb!Patrick even though he makes me feel skeevy.

He is pretty great. I agree.

[josiemus-prime.livejournal.com]

jsyk MEM'ING THIS POST SO HARD. SO. HARD.

I'm afraid all I have to offer are these gifs D:





and adding you (if that's cool by you!) BECAUSE IT FEELS RIGHT.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Okay so I just lost about twenty minutes of my life to their dorky, dorky waltz. LOOK AT THEM. Step, slide. Step, slide. Together, and, bow.

I LOVE THEM. A LOT. They are such dorks. They make me glee.

GLEEEEEEEEE, I say.

IF IT FEELS RIGHT DO IT BB. You know how the saying goes.

[coriande.livejournal.com]

- obligatory squeal out of the way -
PATRICK STUMP YOU STOP THIS ADORABLE NONSENSE RIGHT NOW.

That being said, seriously... are you sure that's Patrick? Because in that first photo of the third section he sort of looks like a younger Neil Patrick Harris. Not that I'm opposed to that. It just isn't something I ever thought I'd find myself typing. Wherefore the hat?

Seriously Patrick. Are you a secret pixie or chameleon of some sort?

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

NO PATRICK! Don't listen to her! Don't ever stop the adorable nonsense ever! You just keep on being adorably adorable and we'll just be over here mopping up all the fangirl drool.

I kind of miss his hats. I mean good on him, I'm sure he's very proud of his new svelte physique and perhaps there is a devil out there tucking his soul in his back pocket, though if Patrick actually sold his soul for anything it would've been for that INSANE voice of his.

I heard it was WiiFit actually.

[fall-out-nurse.livejournal.com]

I mem'd this ♥

but I know in your [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] post you said this was an accident, with Patrick Stump there is no such thing as an accidental picspam just sub-concious need to see this man; true fact.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/fall_out_nurse/pic/0000912a/)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/fall_out_nurse/pic/0008k90d/)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/fall_out_nurse/pic/0008q7ps/)

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? How is it possible that there is shirtless Patrick in the world and I hadn't seen it? WOAH NELLY. We are talking super rare. I mean come on, Patrick is the guy who ripped his shirt open in the Beat It video only to reveal ANOTHER SHIRT UNDERNEATH. Oh Patrick *pets* how so shy and adorable? (I know I've used those two words eleventy billion times in this post but come on, look at that Earth Day photo you posted! ADOOOOORABLE.)

Why the hell are bandom boys (with the exception of Mediawhore Pete) so damn shy about showing off their bodies anyway? I mean I get unreasonably excited when Geeway wears a sleeveless shirt. UNREASONBLY EXCITED I TELL YOU. It's quite possible I need to seek help.

[pr-scatterbrain.livejournal.com]

I didn't expect Bjork to be on their playlist... wow, I wonder who requested it?

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

They don't always introduce all the songs, so it could be that even the lucky folks out there who got to watch their whole set don't know that. Interesting, no?

[bebunny.livejournal.com]

here is one of my favourite bandom pics.

I think you know why.



Patrick's all like "Half my band is missing! ah well, I've borrowed these guys, they'll doo *rock!*"
Ray's just shredding and Mikey's all "Yeah dude, I got this!"

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite thing in that photo is Geeway's little face in the background there.

HELLO LITTLE GLEEFACE GEEWAY. What is he doing with his hand???

[bebunny.livejournal.com]

OH! and nearly forgot my favourite 'trickpic

welll....one of them anyway



yeah... here's another.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

GNARRRRRRR.

Thanks for posting these. Oh man I feel like such a creeper when I drool on bb!Patrick but DAYUM. He's a bit yummy. And Hat!Patrick! Hello Hat!Patrick!

[pikasafire.livejournal.com]

Why... hellooooooooooo there! OMG, why did I not realise the adorableness of Patrick earlier?

Oh, gosh darn it, now I have to find Patrick!fic.

You girls will take over my life with bandom!love, won't you!?

Also, OMG, <3 Pete...

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Patrick snuck up on me, much like Mikeyway. He was just another dude with an amazing voice until the day I noticed he was also ADORABLE.

I'm sure you will find PLENTY of Patrick!fic. I'll be posting some Patrick porns very soon (see how sneaky I am? I am totes trying to make my f-list love him so they'll read my porns. OH SO SNEAKY.)

Hahhahaa. I love Pete too! It's taken MONTHS of self-therapy for me to admit this. YES, I LOVE PETE WENTZ EVEN THOUGH HE GIVES ME THE MOTTS SOMETHING FIERCE. Oh Pete, come here so I can slap you silly and then kiss it better you freaky little man.

[ginasfslove.livejournal.com]

I'm preetty positive that even though Trick's new look is a little unnerving, like he's trying to be a classier Clay Aiken, I still adore it. Is that weird? I of course prefer him around FUCT time, maybe a little into early IOH, but damn. I really can't say he had a stage that didn't make me swoon. But hey, has anyone noticed how much weight he's lost? With his new look, it really show's it off. Skinny little arms and everything. Ah well, he looks great, even without the beloved hats (sniff sniff :[)

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am just in love with all his stages. Well, the new skinny hatless Patrick is growing on me, like all humans I am bad with change, but still, it's Pattycakes and he's looking SMOKIN'. And he hasn't completely given up on the hats... yet. YES I AM VERY VERY ATTACHED TO THEM.

[modillian.livejournal.com]

Aha, I have, luckily, always known he was hot. GODDAMN, BOY! *___*

AAAAAAAAAAh, the breast exam one was the first vid of them I ever watched, and I immediately was all "okay, I understand this pairing now. They're fucking weird together and love each other a lot, but weirdly."

PETE'S A HOT GIRL. HE GOT THAT RIGHT, ALRIGHT. :P

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

PETE IS TOTALLY A HOT GIRL. OH YES.

That breast exam video is like, easily one of the most entertaining things I've ever seen and you know, if it was the first vid I'd seen of them it's quite possible I would have "discovered" the boy a lot earlier. But we cannot talk of troubles past, that's all water under the bridge.

I'm also unreasonably attached to Pete Wentz's appearance on Cribs:


And his Guyliner Instructional Video


But I think the Beat It video will always be my absolute favourite.



OH PETE YOU'RE GIVING ME THE MOTTS SOMETHING FIERCE BUT I KIND OF LOVE YOU A LOT.

Woo! Patrick Picspam! Thank you jeebus :D

[chameleongirl79]

Well hello there unaltered pciture of Patrick's arse! *saves*

Most of my Patrick pics are macros :D




















Wow, I have more photos of Patrick uploaded than I thought :D

Re: Woo! Patrick Picspam! Thank you jeebus :D

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Of course you do. This is as it SHOULD BE!

Oh man. The baby blue tux. It's just, it SHOULDN'T, but it DOES.

Oh and that last one? Yeah, thanks. THANK FOR THAT BB! *lights cigarette*

[(Anonymous)]

How are you real? Just when I felt a really painful withdrawal of anything Patrick Stump, this came through! Thank you so much!
Now, I can't believe how this man has completely disappeared (I know, it's only been a month since Earth Day, but.. still!) yet totally admiring it. A musician, for real! Who doesn't seem to care to keep up appearance just for publicity only. He must be very happy, content and peaceful right now, as being very low-key, not feeling any obligation to stay famous. OMG, I wonder if he also got married quietly? My Goodness, I really, really, really, really, really miss him.... :(

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

How are you real? Hahahha. I say that to Patrick all the time.

PATRICK STUMP HOW ARE YOU REAL?

He'll be back. Keep the faith. He's too talented to keep himself hidden away too long.

[manuanya.livejournal.com]

just got linked to your post and i enjoyed it a lot. no wait, underestimation of the year, I LOVED IT HOLY SHIT! thank you so much <3

i just love this guy to pieces, no matter how he looks and what he does ♥

definitely amont my favorite pictures



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[manuanya.livejournal.com]

and

[kasuchans.livejournal.com]

I think you just made a Pete/patrick fan out of me. And I'm a diehard Mikey/Pete girl. Wow.

...Hot...

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

MY WORK HERE IS DONE. *dusts hands*

Seriously though, I was a diehard Pete/Mikey girl too, and then I caught all this Patrick-love. Now I'm torn as to who I want Pete with, which is probably why I wrote threesome porns (http://ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com/19465.html) because that's how you fix these things in fandom, you make man-piles.