Famous Last Words

Title: The Truth About Patrick
Band(s): Fall Out Boy
Pairing(s): Pete/Patrick, Pete/Patrick/Mikey
Word Count: 23 630 words
Rating: Explicit
Warning(s): Lies and deception, self confidence issues.
A/N: Huge thanks to girlpearl for excellent beta that improved the story tenfold, and to pennyplainknits and melusina for reading along as I wrote it and encouraging this madness. Also huge thanks to the wonderful bbb mods for being supremely awesome, and of course to my awesome artist and brilliant mixers for the awesome extras.

Summary: Pete Wentz is a fashion mogul with a brand new music label who gets an earful of struggling artist Patrick Stump's demo and wants to sign him. Except when he asks to see a photo of Patrick, Patrick sends him a picture of his hot roommate Mikey Way instead.

An AU based on the movie The Truth About Cats and Dogs.



on AO3

Inspired Works

Fanart:
Four Incredible Pieces by heyhoolou

Fanmixes
Lost and Found by truthismusic

Fall Into These Arms (on 8tracks | on mediafire) by neelacuda

Um, yeah so I made a thing... for Xmas. Which was a while ago now. And I totally forgot to crosspost it! (Does anyone even read this thing anymore? I can't even tell.) But yes! I participated in the bandom_holidays exchange, which was superfun and tried to write something sort of action-adventurey for my lovely recipient dr_jasley and mostly managed to riff on the movie Sneakers and throw in some threesome porn because that's how I roll.

It's also sort-of a prequel to The Youngblood Chronicles, but only sort-of because it doesn't have any of the nasty stuff from that universe in it.

Fandom: Bandom - Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco
Pairing/s: Pete/Patrick, Pete/Patrick/Brendon, Patrick/Brendon
Length: 12 273 words
Rating: explicit
A/N: Massive thanks to girlpearl for stellar last minute beta, and to pennyplainknits and melusina for cheerleading and handholding.
Summary: Some people might call them thieves, but Pete likes to call them Finders.

In which Pete, Patrick, Andy and Joe are a crack team with a variety of skills, hired to find lost things.

Finders, Keepers on the AO3

Title: A Little Infamy
Fandom: Bandom
Band(s): Fall Out Boy (also features Butch Walker, Travie McCoy, William Beckett, Gabe Saporta, Lupe Fiasco, Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie)
Pairing(s): Pete/Patrick
Word Count: 33 000
Rating: Explicit
Warning(s): One instance of homophobic language
Summary:

Patrick is a solo artist who's sunk his heart and soul into a second album that's failing to chart. Obviously what he needs to bump up sales and dirty up his nice guy image is a sex scandal. His music label hire amateur porn star and aspiring poet Pete to pose as Patrick's boyfriend and together they make one intimate video destined for infamy on the internet.

Patrick falling for Pete isn't part of the plan.

A/N: I need to give massive thanks to pennyplainknits for alpha reading and handholding, also big love to melusina and girlpearl for encouraging this madness at every turn. Huge, huge thanks to anoneknewmoose for stellar beta, fixing all my stupid mistakes and making this readable. Big props to my entire twitter feed for being a bunch of enablers! Love you guys.


A Little Infamy on AO3
Inspired Works

Fanart:
Two pieces by solarbaby614

Fanmix:
Fake It Til You Make It by melusina

My ongoing quest to get Ray laid continues unabated.

Fandom: Bandom – MCR and FOB
Title: Over Sharing
Pairing: Ray/Patrick (Pete/Mikey)
Rating: M?
Length: 2400 words
A/N: This is all cee_m's fault. And pennyplainknits too. Inspirational material here. Huge thanks to akamine_chan for prompt and excellent beta.

Summary: "You're not Mikey," Ray says dumbly.

"Yeah, no shit," Patrick says, shifting his bag, "So he didn't tell you then?"

"Didn't tell me what?" Ray asks, then his brain kicks in (hey, it takes a few minutes for him to shift gears out of jerking-off mode). "Oh wait - let me guess. Mikey's crashing with Pete so you're stuck with me?"

Also available on AO3

( The one where Ray and Patrick are forced to share a hotel room. )

Fandom: Bandom
Bands: MCR, The Used (Panic, FOB)
Pairing(s): Frank/Mikey (Ray/Spencer)
Word Count: 50 500 words
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Canon fuckery - this is an AU which borrows heavily from canon, but it's still an AU.
Summary:
"You and me, right Mikes?"

"Yeah, fuck everybody else."

Best friends since high school, if Frank could've chosen a brother, he'd pick Mikey. Then Mikey became a rock star and Frank... didn't. After years of radio silence, Mikey steps onto a stage in Jersey and back into Frank's life.

(Or, the one where Frank is a school teacher and Mikey plays rhythm in The Used.)

A/N: This story owes a lot to a lot of people. To anoneknewmoose for stellar beta and making sure I knew it was worth posting. To mizubyte for straightening out my canon fuckups (she drew me a diagram of the Starland Ballroom, you guys!) and being generally brilliant. To jenepel and silly_cleo the most awesome Nano gurus without whom this story wouldn't even have been finished, and to turps33, kopperblaze, cee_m and my entire twitter feed for continually reassuring me that there were people out there who actually wanted to read this ridiculous story. Lastly, to the awesome bandombigbang mods for running the challenge beautifully and being super helpful and amazing.


The whole fic on AO3

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Bonus Materials

Fanart:

One gorgeous piece by anna_luna (Spoilery for the fic)

Fanmix:

You're My Guitar Hero by almostblue

I am so late for mizubyte's birthday I can't even use Hawaii time to save me. But I wrote porn! And not just any porn but creepy wife fic porn. *sigh* Only for you, bbgirl. Between this, Black Satin and Mind Your J's and G's I have now hit the trifecta of creepy wife fic.. ///////o\\\\\\\\ Do I get a fruit basket?

Fandom: - Bandom, MCR, FOB
Title: Closing The Circuit
Pairing: Pete/Mikey/Alicia
Word Count: 6k
Rating/Warnings: NC-17 for gratuitous threesome porn.
Author's Notes: Birthday fic for mizubyte! Kind of very, very late. Huge thanks to desfinado for swift and excellent beta.
This fic is also available at AO3

Summary: Pete, Mikey and Alicia are a thing, and have been for a long time.

( Mikey's shirtless when he answers the door. )

Title: Emergency Contact
Fandom: Fall Out Boy & My Chemical Romance
Pairing: Pete/Patrick/Mikey
Rating: R/NC-17, for sex and sexpollen
Length: 14 281 words

Summary: "I need your help. There's something..." Patrick's trailing hand finds its way under Pete's t-shirt and Pete's breath catches in his throat. He swallows hard before continuing. "Something is wrong with Patrick."

Author's Notes: So here's that giant pile of porn I wrote when I was procrastinating my BBB. Big thanks to b_dsaint for the beta and to dancinbutterfly for making me write it. If you're not sure exactly why I wrote a bunch of Patrick sexin' I would suggest you see this picspam. Also submitted to the bottom!Patrick fest

ETA - There is now a fantastic podfic available of this fic by the most excellent pennyplainknits, so if you'd rather experience this fic by having it read to you by someone with an awesome voice, check it out.

( Pete calls Mikey )