Gerard Way - the natural way

[ladyfoxxx]

Got a question? Gerard Way is the answer!
Gerard Way so good you want it again.
It's not a trick, it's a Gerard Way.
Gerard Way is an investment in good appearance.

I have been playing with Sloganmaker too much, it seems!

FIRSTLY! Karma has been a HUGE BITCH to saxihighlandck and money woes look like they might make her cancel a much longed for trip back home (including non-refundable shit). So! She is WHORING HERSELF OUT and selling her soul fic to try to raise some $$$. CHECK OUT HER BARGAIN FIC SALE HERE. You could purchase a fic or fics of your VERY OWN and help out a fellow fangirl in need. I've also whored myself out to her cause and am offering three fics for sale for her - buyers choice. ANYTHING YOU WANT. Send the poor girl home already.

Secondly, huge thanks to everyone who wrote me fic for my Revenge of the Reverse Ficlet Meme thingy. IT WORKED. YOU BROKE MY BLOCK. I AM WRITING AGAIN. So thank you!

List of awesome fics!
villiagegreen wrote Faily Surfer Gerard!
b_dsaint wrote a Frank fails at cooking post mortem of sheer adorable
turps33 wrote hilarious MCR play 'I Never' fic
delphinapterus wrote Frank cooking during the Frank & Mikey cohabitating days!
joanses wrote completely adorable bakery AU!
jiele wrote Adorable Frankie cooking up ON TOUR fic!
bebunny wrote SMOKING HOT tour bunk mutual jerkoff fic
pikasafire wrote hilarious MCR playing Charades fic! and she also wrote stupidly hot Waycest+Pete tour bus phone sex fic which was actually for gala_apples but I'm totally claiming it.
coreopsis wrote Frank works at Bob's bakery and has a huge crush on Matt AWESOMELY CUTE AU
...and gracie321 has promised me Gerard/Lyn-Z and Frank/Jamia tour bus bunk sex fic of DOOM.

I am SPOILED ROTTEN YOU GUYS. I FUCKING LOVE YOU. It's never to late to claim a prompt and rockeandroll, bebunny, villiagegreen and gala_apples still have prompts on offer too, so go see if you get bitten by a bunny (because if no one writes violent moshpit sexings for gala_apples I MIGHT DIE.)

In other news, I MADE A FANMIX because my tremendous love for brooklinegirl's amazing fic This Town Is Wrong can apparently only be expressed through song. Or rather, through 17 very carefully selected songs. Download it and enjoy! And if you haven't read the fic yet, DEAR GOD, do yourself a favour and go and read it. It's WONDERFUL. Gorgeous, adorable, heart-clenchy and satisfying and it has artist Gerard and teenage Frank, and some of the hottest sex I have ever read EVER (and I have read a LOT of porn. A LOT.)

Speaking of porn, if you haven't already downloaded shiningartifact's awesome podfic of A Matter Of Logistics by brooklinegirl what is WRONG with you? It's delicious, incredibly well read and incineratingly hot. I have a HUGE crush on shiningartifact's voice and I just want her to to read me porn FOREVER.

Also! b_dsaint is running a Bandom Video Music Awards over at her LJ and she's currently taking nominations. Categories are awesome, with stuff like Best AU Storyline Video, Best Slashy Moment in a Video, Worst Acting and all kinds of fun shit. Go nominate!

In conclusion! Let's watch Matt Skiba eat cupcakes.

THERE IS FROSTING LICKING YOU GUYS. IT'S LIKE FOOD PORN. I'M DYING HERE. DYING.

Comments

[villiagegreen.livejournal.com]

Sloganmaker is a brain eater!


as soon as I get home I am buying up your fic and her fic, I gots cash... Hmmm, I wonder what I can offer?

Look at all the porn me being a whinerbaby created! Woot woot!


Oh Matt skiba, never stop being a walking Porno.... He can come to my bakery any time for an icing party, there is no where on that man I would not stick my mouth... *chinhands*

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

You totally started this babycakes! ALL YOUR FAULT. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Oh MY what WILL you ask for??? *chinhands*

Thank you soooo much for mentioning that SkibaTube. I think I've watched it eleventy BILLION times. GNARGH. I WANT TO SMEAR HIM IN DESSERTS AND LICK THEM ALL OFF. GAH.

[slashxyouxup.livejournal.com]

Whoa, hold up. You can actually SELL your own fic? o_O
xo
p.s. fanmix is awesome!

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Whoa, hold up. You can actually SELL your own fic? o_O

I don't know! She's going to try! I'm behind it because I just look at fandom and go MAN, how much AWESOME have I gotten from this thing FOR FREE? I can't remember the last time I spent money on reading materials, so I'm happy to put some of the money I'd spend on a book or whatever back into the fandom.

YAY I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE THE FANMIX.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

thank you SO MUCH for the mix (again!)! I need to listen to it a few more times to give you more specific feedback, but it's such a great mix of SOUND and you made it for ME and I love it SO MUCH. (Thank you for the pimping here, too! ♥)

Gerard Way so good you want it again.

...yes.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

You're totally welcome for the pimping, not that I could help it, I continue to be a giant ball of love for that fic and it exudes from my pores and infects those around me.

I also continue to be ECSTATIC that you love the mix. ECSTATIC! *twirls*

...yes. And again and again and again.

Gerard Way the real obsession.
Gerard Way - Your personal entertainer.
Bigger. Better. Gerard Way.
No Gerard Way, no kiss.
A piece of Gerard Way for everybody, everyday.

I. Can't. Stop.

[phelixstar.livejournal.com]

Investment in good appearance...but not good hygiene! lol

Oooh! FIC RECS! *mems them all* I now have new porn to look forward to. Yay.

Oh that video. Matt. You and your cupcakes of amazing.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

No. Gerard Way knows not the MEANING of this word, this "hygiene"?

I love to share my porns with you BB!

Oh and dude, I would just watch Matt eat cupcakes til the end of time. Cuuuupcaaaakes......

If only he would take his shirt off first. WHAT? I AM NOT A PERVE!

[collar-blue.livejournal.com]

i have a giant creeper crush on shinningartifact's voice too! girl is amazing.

i would help out and buy some fics but i'm kind of running low on the cash flow myself. :c

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Yes. I am a HUGE creeper for her voice. It's cool though I've told her and she hasn't started avoiding me... yet. *shifty eyes*

I totes understand about the cash flow. It's purely a voluntary thing!

[soulascending.livejournal.com]

I wish I could do this popular Plot Bunnies for Adopting thing swirling around my flist but my plot bunnies are special needs plot bunnies and I can't very well put them up for adopting. Most of my bunnies are very specific AUs/recastings not to mention starring Matt Rubano and who writes him but me anyway?

XD

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

You could put them up anyway! rockeandroll is asking for Nic Cester slash! I mean, the likelihood of getting it is low, but there's no harm in asking, eh?

I am still snickering a little at special needs bunnies. Not THAT is a mental image.

[bebunny.livejournal.com]

My bunnies are unloveded :(

You did not answer my kwestshun about Sherlock. Did you see it??

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Don't give up! I want to play with your bunnies, but I need to finish playing with Meg's bunnies first.

Oh and you're right, I didn't answer your question about Sherlock, I was too busy salivating over the AWESOME PORN THAT YOU WROTE.

But the answer is no - I didn't see it. I don't even own a TV at the moment (this is hopefully a temporary situation)

[turlough]

All those slogans are fabulous but this one made me LOL so hard: Gerard Way is an investment in good appearance. Gerard and his awesome sartorial elegance! *snickers a lot*

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Or as E was saying up there - an investment in good appearance but not necessarily good hygiene! *laughs until she hiccups*

[idktbh.livejournal.com]

THERE IS WAY TOO MUCH AWESOME IN THE POST FOR ME TO HANDLE OH MY GOD.
totallyyyy gonna read those fics tonight, omnomnom.
ALSO TY FOR THE MIX, BB! :D WILL GIVE IT A LISTEN WHILE READING THE FIC \o/

♥!

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

I know, right? RED LETTER WEEK IN FANDOM!

I hope you like the mix and I KNOW you will love the fic. They are AMAZING.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

DUDE, YOU CANNOT CLAIM MY GERARD/MIKEY/PETE. mine mine mine.

also, i vote yes with the dude that talked about smearing it all over as he was taking off his shirt. i have no idea who you are, but GOOD CALL.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

But it totally fits my prompt too! *pouts* Didn't yo mama ever teach you to share?

Oh and that dude is Derek from Alkaline Trio. DESSERT SMEARING IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA. Who he is does not matter, just his incredible ideas of awesomeness.

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

Fox, I feel bad because I've been greedy and I already bought fics from Bee and Sarah and bebunny, but I want a fic from you! How can I not?

I actually have an idea of what I want, but I think it might be too complicated for a ficlet... let me know if it is, and I'll ask for something else.

Soooooo. Dom!Frank heard through the grapevine that Bob was kind of a sub. So he salivates over the possibility of having not one, but two hot guys subbing for him. He invites Bob for a threesome with him and Gerard; but it turns out that Bob's one of that subs that tops from the bottom. Frank is not amused. Gerard thinks is the hottest thing ever. Bob is a stubborn motherfucker. How they end up working it out, I leave it up to you.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Laura honey I've been a greedy GREEDY whore and bought stuff from Bee and Sarah and bebunny TOO! SHOPPING SPREE FTW. So hey we can keep each other company in whatever layer of hell is reserved for shopping fiends.

Okay, now your prompt! You've sent my mind off somewhere AWESOME and I totally know how they are going to work this out. Because Frank will always have a plan. *rubs hands together with glee*

[dancinbutterfly.livejournal.com]

Fox, have you got one left?

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

SOLD! (just to make it official)

[shiningartifact.livejournal.com]

Hey, bb. I'm sorry that this is coming so late, but thank you SFM for the rec. You are darling and have been SO FUCKING SUPPORTIVE and just... THANK YOU.

I'm SO EXCITED to record your fic. I can't WAIT. I will hopefully get to record sometime this week. I will keep you posted! Maybe I'll post a little tiny excerpt like I did with the Wow's from AMOL. That was kinda fun. :)

Anyway, in conclusion: &hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts

!!!

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Late schmate! You are SO VERY WELCOME, and there was no way I wasn't going to be spreading my love for this everywhere. I have already had at least one person come back to me with a "OMG how did I not know about this fic medium? This is the best thing EVER" so it's all win really!

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED THAT YOU ARE RECORDING MY FIC. I AM BESIDE MYSELF. THIS IS ME STANDING TO THE RIGHT OF ME. I mean, MY words coming out of YOUR mouth with YOUR VOICE. *HAAAAAANDS*

Yes please do post excerpts so that I can listen to them and pretend I have Very Important Feedback and not that I'm not just ear-perving your voice.

In conclusion ♥♥♥♥ !!!! ♥♥♥♥