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Gerard Way - the natural way

Got a question? Gerard Way is the answer!
Gerard Way so good you want it again.
It's not a trick, it's a Gerard Way.
Gerard Way is an investment in good appearance.

I have been playing with Sloganmaker too much, it seems!

FIRSTLY! Karma has been a HUGE BITCH to

saxihighlandck and money woes look like they might make her cancel a much longed for trip back home (including non-refundable shit). So! She is WHORING HERSELF OUT and selling her ~~soul~~ fic to try to raise some $$$. CHECK OUT HER BARGAIN FIC SALE HERE. You could purchase a fic or fics of your VERY OWN and help out a fellow fangirl in need. I've also whored myself out to her cause and am offering three fics for sale for her - buyers choice. ANYTHING YOU WANT. Send the poor girl home already.

Secondly, huge thanks to everyone who wrote me fic for my Revenge of the Reverse Ficlet Meme thingy. IT WORKED. YOU BROKE MY BLOCK. I AM WRITING AGAIN. So thank you!

List of awesome fics!

villiagegreen wrote Faily Surfer Gerard!

b_dsaint wrote a Frank fails at cooking post mortem of sheer adorable

turps33 wrote hilarious MCR play 'I Never' fic

delphinapterus wrote Frank cooking during the Frank & Mikey cohabitating days!

joanses wrote completely adorable bakery AU!

jiele wrote Adorable Frankie cooking up ON TOUR fic!

bebunny wrote SMOKING HOT tour bunk mutual jerkoff fic

pikasafire wrote hilarious MCR playing Charades fic! and she also wrote stupidly hot Waycest+Pete tour bus phone sex fic which was actually for

gala_apples but I'm totally claiming it.

coreopsis wrote Frank works at Bob's bakery and has a huge crush on Matt AWESOMELY CUTE AU
...and

gracie321 has promised me Gerard/Lyn-Z and Frank/Jamia tour bus bunk sex fic of DOOM.

I am SPOILED ROTTEN YOU GUYS. I FUCKING LOVE YOU. It's never to late to claim a prompt and

rockeandroll,

villiagegreen and

gala_apples still have prompts on offer too, so go see if you get bitten by a bunny (because if no one writes violent moshpit sexings for

gala_apples I MIGHT DIE.)

In other news, I MADE A FANMIX because my tremendous love for

brooklinegirl's amazing fic This Town Is Wrong can apparently only be expressed through song. Or rather, through 17 very carefully selected songs. Download it and enjoy! And if you haven't read the fic yet, DEAR GOD, do yourself a favour and go and read it. It's WONDERFUL. Gorgeous, adorable, heart-clenchy and satisfying and it has artist Gerard and teenage Frank, and some of the hottest sex I have ever read EVER (and I have read a LOT of porn. A LOT.)

Speaking of porn, if you haven't already downloaded

shiningartifact's awesome podfic of A Matter Of Logistics by brooklinegirl what is WRONG with you? It's delicious, incredibly well read and incineratingly hot. I have a HUGE crush on

shiningartifact's voice and I just want her to to read me porn FOREVER.

Also!

b_dsaint is running a Bandom Video Music Awards over at her LJ and she's currently taking nominations. Categories are awesome, with stuff like Best AU Storyline Video, Best Slashy Moment in a Video, Worst Acting and all kinds of fun shit. Go nominate!

In conclusion! Let's watch Matt Skiba eat cupcakes.

THERE IS FROSTING LICKING YOU GUYS. IT'S LIKE FOOD PORN. I'M DYING HERE. DYING.

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You're totally welcome for the pimping, not that I could help it, I continue to be a giant ball of love for that fic and it exudes from my pores and infects those around me.

I also continue to be ECSTATIC that you love the mix. ECSTATIC! *twirls*

...yes. And again and again and again.

Gerard Way the real obsession.
Gerard Way - Your personal entertainer.
Bigger. Better. Gerard Way.
No Gerard Way, no kiss.
A piece of Gerard Way for everybody, everyday.

I. Can't. Stop.

*interrupts*

A piece of Gerard Way for everybody, everyday.

THIS NEEDS TO BE A FIC. IN WHICH THERE IS A TOUR AND ALL THE BANDS GET TOGETHER AND DECIDE TO MAKE UP A ROTATING SCHEDULE OF WHO GETS TO MOLEST GERARD, AND THEY ALL SECRETLY DECIDE THAT THEY'LL TAKE THEIR DAY, AND MAYBE JUST A FEW OTHERS, AND SINCE NOBODY IS OBEYING THE SYSTEM HE'S JUST CONSTANTLY MOLESTED.

OBEY THE SCHEDULE PEOPLE. GERARD IS FEELING OVERWHELMED AND CONFUSED!!!

I AM COMPLETELY SUPPORTIVE OF THIS. GERARD NEEDS TO BE MOLESTED BY EVERYONE ALL THE TIME. FUCK THE SCHEDULE!

You have the best ideas :DDDD

there is a 90% probability i will end up writing this. just so you know. i sort of hate you and your slogan maker right now, i've promised to write my fest fic that's due in two days before anything else, but your icon is screaming MOLEST GERARD WAY and i have very little power to resist.

all i need to do is turn on my 'sex' playlist in itunes and i'm completely fucked. *stays safely in Rent soundtrack*

MOLEST GERARD MOLEST GERARD!

So what have you got on your sex playlist? (OH COME ON YOU KNEW I WAS GONNA ASK)

this isn't very representive of what i normally listen to. but for me sex songs don't have to be in my normal genre, so i just go with what makes me write the hot pr0ns. not that i listen to it every time i need to write smut, because then the playlist would lose it's affectiveness. just sometimes when i want to kick it up a notch.

also, it used to be much longer, and then i had an incident with an external drive, and now i've only got about 100 songs on my computer.

1) ring my bell anita ward (except youtubing i can't find the right version, mine is about 1.5 times the speed of the original. still sung by the same woman though)
2) dirty mary lady bouncer
3) degenerated the lone rangers
4) out of my head mobile
5) lady venom swollen members (also would love to see a bandom fic set in the music video)
6) untouched the veronicas
7) lala ashlee simpson (i don't care that she's with pete, it's a song about masturbating)
8) i like the way you move bodyrockers
9) all over your face cazwell (holy hell, tell me you don't want pete or gabe dancing to this song. JUST TRY TO TELL ME)
10) lovercall danko jones

tmi warning... seriously, in the right mood i could get off just listening to one of these songs, not even doing anything else.

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