We're living and we're dying in the spaces by the side of the road

[ladyfoxxx]

Look I'm posting when I'm supposed to be working on my bandombigbang! I am a big fat giant procrastinator.

AND I fluffed around writing sexpollen fic last week instead of actually doing what I was supposed to do, and that went from a quick distraction into an Epic Porn Odyssey. (Seriously, we're talking nearly 15 000 words and they don't leave the BED. You guys. I don't even KNOW okay? I blame dancinbutterfly) It's in beta-land now, but it should be up soonish.

But hey 300 was on TV last night. Oh my god that film CRACKS ME THE FUCK UP. DAVID WENHAM! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?


Look at you with your puffy muscles and your tiny, tiny pants. Ahahahaha. It was just as funny last night as the first time I saw it in the theatre. OH HIS VOICE. HIS OTT NARRATOR VOICE. Please don't think I'm mocking him, I am seriously in love with that man. Has he ever done any audio books? I could listen to him talk FOREVER.

OMG so much homoeroticism in that movie. Tell me there's slash for it. All the Stelios/Astinos fic in the world - give it me. (That's these two guys.) I bet there is. Ahahahahahaaaaa.


From too much testoterone to the extremely girly:

IT'S A DANCE MOVIE IN 3D. YOU GUYS LOOK!

I don't care how daggy it is. There's BALLET DANCERS and STREET DANCERS and FUSION and IT'S IN 3D! CONFETTI AND FLIPS AND DANCING IN 3D OMG!

TWO WORLDS OF DANCE ARE ABOUT TO COLLIDE.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.


Okay here is some Bandom Picspam just to try and make this post legal.


Gerard is being SO dramatic but I can't get past Ray's little FAAAAACE.


Gerard defies gravity.


Mikey notices.


Thus begins a series of Frank having sex with his guitar.








Okay Frank's tired now. Time to go.


So anyway, HI. How are you?

Comments

[mugsyface.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU FOR THAT MIKEY PICTURE I NOW KNOW WHAT I'M PAINTING FOR GERARD'S CHALLENGE!
seriously. looked ALL THROUGH my saved files and couldn't find one I want to paint. I LIKE THIS ONE. GERARD YOU GET A PAINTING OF YOUR BROTHER AS A FRENCH PIRATE.

okay I'm done with the capslock except to say DAVID WENHAM WHAT IS YOUR HAIR.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

OMG YES! FRENCH PIRATE MIKEY PAINTING FTW! I am so so happy you are doing this one it's one of my faaaaaaavourite Mikeyway photos!

GERARD IS GOING TO HAVE SO MANY PAINTINGS FOR HIS CREEPY INCEST SHRINE.

Hahahahah that hairdo is called a MULLET and OMG hahahahahahaa. I love him in that movie so much.

[mugsyface.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of doing two. one dear-god-what's-on-his-head era Mikey and one oh-he-looks-kind-of-male-now era Mikey.

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING WITH THESE PAINTINGS!

(eta: I totally just misread my own post and thought I said PANTIES instead of PAINTINGS. my brain. what.)

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha PANTIES. You have a dirty mind obviously.

I am also DESPERATELY curious to know what he's up to.

Oh and "dear-god-what's-on-his-head era" is like, really the bestest way to describe his birdsnesty crazy hair phase. I mean really? Mikey? WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT SHIT?