We're living and we're dying in the spaces by the side of the road

[ladyfoxxx]

Look I'm posting when I'm supposed to be working on my bandombigbang! I am a big fat giant procrastinator.

AND I fluffed around writing sexpollen fic last week instead of actually doing what I was supposed to do, and that went from a quick distraction into an Epic Porn Odyssey. (Seriously, we're talking nearly 15 000 words and they don't leave the BED. You guys. I don't even KNOW okay? I blame dancinbutterfly) It's in beta-land now, but it should be up soonish.

But hey 300 was on TV last night. Oh my god that film CRACKS ME THE FUCK UP. DAVID WENHAM! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?


Look at you with your puffy muscles and your tiny, tiny pants. Ahahahaha. It was just as funny last night as the first time I saw it in the theatre. OH HIS VOICE. HIS OTT NARRATOR VOICE. Please don't think I'm mocking him, I am seriously in love with that man. Has he ever done any audio books? I could listen to him talk FOREVER.

OMG so much homoeroticism in that movie. Tell me there's slash for it. All the Stelios/Astinos fic in the world - give it me. (That's these two guys.) I bet there is. Ahahahahahaaaaa.


From too much testoterone to the extremely girly:

IT'S A DANCE MOVIE IN 3D. YOU GUYS LOOK!

I don't care how daggy it is. There's BALLET DANCERS and STREET DANCERS and FUSION and IT'S IN 3D! CONFETTI AND FLIPS AND DANCING IN 3D OMG!

TWO WORLDS OF DANCE ARE ABOUT TO COLLIDE.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.


Okay here is some Bandom Picspam just to try and make this post legal.


Gerard is being SO dramatic but I can't get past Ray's little FAAAAACE.


Gerard defies gravity.


Mikey notices.


Thus begins a series of Frank having sex with his guitar.








Okay Frank's tired now. Time to go.


So anyway, HI. How are you?

Comments

[shiningartifact.livejournal.com]

OMG 300 looks so fucking hilarious. I never saw it. I know. Obvs I'm missing out on something amazing (in a similar way that Showgirls is amazing).

Also, I am a complete sucker for dance movies, no matter HOW BAD THEY MIGHT LOOK. I will watch them anytime I find them on tv.

And: thank you for the picspam, darling. I hadn't seen a few of those. Mmmmmmm. Gerard defying gravity and Frankie guitarsex. You can not lose with themes like those. :DDDD

ETA: I forgot about Mikey in his French pirate phase! Love!!

And also?

Seriously, we're talking nearly 15 000 words and they don't leave the BED.

O_________O

I'm sorry - WHAT????????? OMGOMGOMG.

OMG.

Can. Not. Wait.

[mcrnut.livejournal.com]

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO 15k OF PORN *___________*

and awf, man, I'm such a sucker of tiny picspams ♥ also, THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA, David wenham is only supposed to be geeky and amazing, preferably with Hugh Jackman.

[villiagegreen.livejournal.com]

oh mikey, you make a lovely buttpirate, so cute.... get an eyepatch skiba style.

FRANK

YOU ARE VERY PRETTY
LET ME HOLD YOU AS YOU HUMP A GUITAR.

THANKS.

[mugsyface.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU FOR THAT MIKEY PICTURE I NOW KNOW WHAT I'M PAINTING FOR GERARD'S CHALLENGE!
seriously. looked ALL THROUGH my saved files and couldn't find one I want to paint. I LIKE THIS ONE. GERARD YOU GET A PAINTING OF YOUR BROTHER AS A FRENCH PIRATE.

okay I'm done with the capslock except to say DAVID WENHAM WHAT IS YOUR HAIR.

[graciexmae.livejournal.com]

HEY! Bitchy beta here to say STOP PUTTING OFF YOUR BBB EDITS, DAMN IT, I DO HAVE TO CHECK ACTUAL GRAMMAR AT SOME POINT BEFORE THE DUE DATE AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA TAKE AWHILE.

And now that I've smacked you around a bit, I am off to kindly beta your threesome porn.

:D

[mizubyte.livejournal.com]

300!!!!!!!! Oh man I saw that movie in Imax. IMAX FOX. *snickers* it was just so bad.... but unff I could listen to David for AGES. (only the strong survive. ONLY THE STRONG)

I am a complete and utter sucker for any movie surrounding dance. (no seriously, I ♥ Honey and YouGotServed and Step it Up or whatever... I am just a big giant sucker for any kind of Dance movie.)

3D. 3D!! OH MAN. Also, can I comment on how I like that the girl is the street dancer and the guy the ballet? Very awesome.

Also, Frank is never too tired to fuck his guitar. :-)

[halfeatenmoon.livejournal.com]

300, oh man, it NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY. Last year (or maybe 2008?) I took a cinema studies class and we hat to watch 300 and I was SO BAD, I just sat there and cackled through the whole thing surrounded by these stern hipsters with giant trendy glasses who were talking about how it's ~art~ and I'm all just "BUT DAVID WENHAM, HIS VOICE, WTF? ILU DAVID BUT PICK AN ACCENT PLEASE."

Even though I want David Wenham to be in pretty much every film ever made, he will always be Diver Dan to me though. My dream is for someone to make a film of The Dressmaker (Australian gothic novel set in a country town about fifty years ago) and for Wenham to play the crossdressing policeman.

[masterpenguin82.livejournal.com]

Oh man I am looking forward to that movie! I love dance movies, and yes the worse they are the better, particularly the never should have been made but were anyway sequels. I adore them all, much to my sister's disgust!!! (Which only makes it about a thousand times better!)

Can't wait for your fic to be posted - sounds awesome.