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Look I'm posting when I'm supposed to be working on my

bandombigbang! I am a big fat giant procrastinator.

AND I fluffed around writing sexpollen fic last week instead of actually doing what I was supposed to do, and that went from a quick distraction into an Epic Porn Odyssey. (Seriously, we're talking nearly 15 000 words and they don't leave the BED. You guys. I don't even KNOW okay? I blame

dancinbutterfly) It's in beta-land now, but it should be up soonish.

But hey 300 was on TV last night. Oh my god that film CRACKS ME THE FUCK UP. DAVID WENHAM! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?

Look at you with your puffy muscles and your tiny, tiny pants. Ahahahaha. It was just as funny last night as the first time I saw it in the theatre. OH HIS VOICE. HIS OTT NARRATOR VOICE. Please don't think I'm mocking him, I am seriously in love with that man. Has he ever done any audio books? I could listen to him talk FOREVER.

OMG so much homoeroticism in that movie. Tell me there's slash for it. All the Stelios/Astinos fic in the world - give it me. (That's these two guys.) I bet there is. Ahahahahahaaaaa.

From too much testoterone to the extremely girly:

IT'S A DANCE MOVIE IN 3D. YOU GUYS LOOK!

I don't care how daggy it is. There's BALLET DANCERS and STREET DANCERS and FUSION and IT'S IN 3D! CONFETTI AND FLIPS AND DANCING IN 3D OMG!

TWO WORLDS OF DANCE ARE ABOUT TO COLLIDE.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.

Okay here is some Bandom Picspam just to try and make this post legal.

Gerard is being SO dramatic but I can't get past Ray's little FAAAAACE.

Gerard defies gravity.

Mikey notices.

Thus begins a series of Frank having sex with his guitar.

Okay Frank's tired now. Time to go.

So anyway, HI. How are you?

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OMG 300 looks so fucking hilarious. I never saw it. I know. Obvs I'm missing out on something amazing (in a similar way that Showgirls is amazing).

Also, I am a complete sucker for dance movies, no matter HOW BAD THEY MIGHT LOOK. I will watch them anytime I find them on tv.

And: thank you for the picspam, darling. I hadn't seen a few of those. Mmmmmmm. Gerard defying gravity and Frankie guitarsex. You can not lose with themes like those. :DDDD

ETA: I forgot about Mikey in his French pirate phase! Love!!

And also?

Seriously, we're talking nearly 15 000 words and they don't leave the BED.

O_________O

I'm sorry - WHAT????????? OMGOMGOMG.

OMG.

Can. Not. Wait.

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300 is so. Fucking. Hilarious.

I just laughed all the way through it. Pretty much every time David Wenham opened his mouth actually, I couldn't find any of his narration parts on YouTube but they were even more OTT than the bit I posted. And it's absolutely entertaining in that campy Showgirls way.

Oh yay! I'm not the only sucker for dance movies. Even bad ones. Especially bad ones!
(pssst. I totes got teary in Save The Last Dance even though she's kind of a bad dancer. Please don't tell anyone.)

Picspams make everything better! I'm picking up on this from the finest sources. Frankie guitarsex is one of my favourite sources of inspiration and OMG I LOVED Mikey's French pirate phase ALMOST as much as I loved Frank's pretty twink skunk hair phase.

I feel like I need to come clean and admit that the 15k of porn isn't actually Frank/Gerard. *fidgets*

Oh yay! I'm not the only sucker for dance movies. Even bad ones. Especially bad ones!

Oh, you're definitely not alone. I can't get enough of them.

(pssst. I totes got teary in Save The Last Dance even though she's kind of a bad dancer. Please don't tell anyone.)

OMG I thought it was just ME. Every. Fucking. Time. I know that I should be ashamed, but somehow the fact that you are right there with me makes me feel better. Also, I totally have a thing for Julia Stiles. It's difficult to explain, as she can be a bit wooden and totally isn't my type, but there it is anyway.

I feel like I need to come clean and admit that the 15k of porn isn't actually Frank/Gerard. *fidgets*

No need to fidget, dear. You still wrote it, didn't you? :) I mean, would I like for it to be Frank/Gerard? Well, of course. But I love your writing, so....

Anyway, who is it, if not F/G? *is curious*

Oh man, I totally have a thing for Julia Stiles too. I think it all comes down to 10 Things I Hate About You. I have so much love for that movie I can't even. I think anything that is modernized Shakespeare is like an arrow directly to my heart though because Romeo + Juliet gets me every time too. One day someone will write a Bandom 10 Things I Hate About You fic and my life will be complete.

Strangely the ~15k of porn came about through me starting to write a Frank-sexpollen fic, and then falling into writing the precursor fic where Patrick Stump gets sexpollened and Pete Wentz tries to look after him and has to call Mikey Way for help. So it's Pete/Patrick/Mikey. Having lots and lots and lots of sex.

One day someone will write a Bandom 10 Things I Hate About You fic and my life will be complete.

Someone?? Perhaps it will be YOU. I can think of no one better. :D

Strangely the ~15k of porn came about through me starting to write a Frank-sexpollen fic, and then falling into writing the precursor fic where Patrick Stump gets sexpollened and Pete Wentz tries to look after him and has to call Mikey Way for help. So it's Pete/Patrick/Mikey. Having lots and lots and lots of sex.

Though I remain completely unattracted to Patrick (seriously - can someone link me to a picspam or primer that shows me why he is hot, because I haven't discovered the secret on my own), I can totally get behind this (vaguely dirty innuendo intended). I look forward to it! And hey - if this is a precursor, that means that maybe someday the Frank sexpollen fic will happen too! Y/Y/MFY???? :D

&hearts

Oooooh well, I will never say never to maybe possibly one day writing a 10 Things fic. But I make no promises, uh uh. My to-do list, she is long and scary.

Patrick completely snuck up on me. I had no idea what the deal was for a really long time and then suddenly it was "Oh hi Mr Stump! When did you get so goddamn ADORABLE?" Not to mention his crazy talent and his VOICE and his ability to put up with Pete Wentz. Who ALSO snuck up on me. I still have trouble coming to terms with my love for Pete, I'm like OMG PETE you're giving me the MOTTS but I want to pet you and cuddle you and SLAP YOU SO HARD.

I'm gonna dig around and see if I can direct you to some Patrick links, but I don't know that this is something that can be forced. Patrick is a slow burn, much like Mikeyway. But once he has you, he HAS you.

(Oh and I have about 1.5k of the Frank sexpollen written, I've borrowed the scenario from The Kings Of Leon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94RNp7veIJE). Oh and it's GSF and I'm totally going to hell for writing it.

My to-do list, she is long and scary.

I feel ya on that one, though most of mine is in my head at this point. There's a long list (of loooong fics) that I want to podfic someday. :)

I'm gonna dig around and see if I can direct you to some Patrick links, but I don't know that this is something that can be forced. Patrick is a slow burn, much like Mikeyway. But once he has you, he HAS you.

I get that. But I'd still appreciate some visual aids. :) I honestly haven't even seen that many pics of him. When I see pictures of FOB they tend to be all Pete, all the time. And Mikeyway is TOTALLY a slow burn. I don't think I truly realized my &hearts for him until I saw that amazing fucking pic of him with Gabe Saporta (http://i1005.photobucket.com/albums/af176/shiningartifact/MCR/mikey_gabe_01.jpg). And suddenly I was like: O_________O MIKEYWAY... where have you BEEN HIDING???

Oh and I have about 1.5k of the Frank sexpollen written, I've borrowed the scenario from The Kings Of Leon.

The video is blocked for me - can you tell me what it was, and I can probably find it on my own. :)

Oh and it's GSF and I'm totally going to hell for writing it.

I don't really believe in hell, but if it exists, hey, honey - I'll see you there.

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OH THE INFAMOUS JUICEBOX PHOTO OF GABE AND MIKEY! I adore that pic. Gabe is just humping away at Mikey and Mikey's all "OOOH A JUICE BOX!" with his default expression - :| - not even bothered. *sigh* So much love.

Here's a different link for Sex Is On Fire. (http://oilfactory.com/director/13-Sophie-Muller/work/76-KINGS-OF-LEON-Sex-On-Fire-) Hopefully that one will work.

And since 27 picspams might be a lot to get through, here's a few of my favourite Patricks.

Oh wow. This comment got epic and so it got it's own post. Ummmm... how about over here? (http://ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com/18887.html?#cutid1)

I WANT A FRANK/GERARD/WHOEVER THE HELL IS INVOLVED GSF SEXPOLLEN!!!

Well, that would be the whole band. Because in my book, GSF needs to be all five of them. And I will be getting back onto that just as soon as I've got my

bandombigbang out of the way.

Patrick Stump fangirl/Fox's comment-lurking beta here to help you with your request for good Patrick picspam.

Over here (http://community.livejournal.com/picspamsahoy/tag/person:%20patrick%20stump) there is a series of 27 Patrick picspams put together in different posts. You can look at some of them, or all of them, or whatever, I don't really have a favorite.

:)

O_O

27 PATRICK PICSPAMS??? Lord. Well, I had a feeling that someone here would be able to point me in the right direction. Thanks very much. :)

I have checked out a few of them and I must admit to still being kinda on the fence. Or, more like, hot and cold. Some pictures I see, I totally get it, and then others, I'm still confused.

Whereas with Gerard, for example, even the pictures where he's looking totally dirty and scrubby and sweaty, I still think he's beautiful. And same with Frankie.

Perhaps I will come around eventually, though. I will make my way through the picspams eventually. Thanks for the links!

I have checked out a few of them and I must admit to still being kinda on the fence. Or, more like, hot and cold. Some pictures I see, I totally get it, and then others, I'm still confused.

This.

I just close my eyes and listen to his voice, honestly. yum

Whereas with Gerard, for example, even the pictures where he's looking totally dirty and scrubby and sweaty, I still think he's beautiful. And same with Frankie.

mmmm dirty Gee.

Glad to know I'm not the only one! :D

And yes... dirty Gee. Mmmm. I guess we'll pretty much take him any way he chooses to be, eh?

Ahhh you see? This is why I need you. Nice one. Thanks bb!

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO 15k OF PORN *___________*

and awf, man, I'm such a sucker of tiny picspams ♥ also, THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA, David wenham is only supposed to be geeky and amazing, preferably with Hugh Jackman.

YES I am in complete agreement. David Wenham is only ever supposed to be geeky and amazing which is why when he's being all pumped full of testosterone and stompy it kind of makes me laugh.

I still think he was funniest in Gettin' Square, awesome little Aussie film that had Sam Worthington before he got all famous and shit:

Hahaha. Glad you liked the tiny picspam of love, I felt I needed something bandomy to round out the post.

LOL'D FOREVER. I need to see this movie! ♥

Timothy Spall! Ridic hairdos! Sam Worthingtoon!

SEE IT! It's really really good and it was shot in my old hometown in Australia to boot!

oh mikey, you make a lovely ~~butt~~pirate, so cute.... get an eyepatch skiba style.

FRANK

YOU ARE VERY PRETTY
LET ME HOLD YOU AS YOU HUMP A GUITAR.

THANKS.

Just be careful you don't get necked by the guitar while your hugging him! He can get... frenzied.

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dude, he's like 3 feet tall, i'd get a kidney punctured before i'd get necked.

I meant with the guitar. It is taller than he is.

THANK YOU FOR THAT MIKEY PICTURE I NOW KNOW WHAT I'M PAINTING FOR GERARD'S CHALLENGE!
seriously. looked ALL THROUGH my saved files and couldn't find one I want to paint. I LIKE THIS ONE. GERARD YOU GET A PAINTING OF YOUR BROTHER AS A FRENCH PIRATE.

okay I'm done with the capslock except to say DAVID WENHAM WHAT IS YOUR HAIR.

OMG YES! FRENCH PIRATE MIKEY PAINTING FTW! I am so so happy you are doing this one it's one of my faaaaaaavourite Mikeyway photos!

GERARD IS GOING TO HAVE SO MANY PAINTINGS FOR HIS CREEPY INCEST SHRINE.

Hahahahah that hairdo is called a MULLET and OMG hahahahahahaa. I love him in that movie so much.

I was thinking of doing two. one dear-god-what's-on-his-head era Mikey and one oh-he-looks-kind-of-male-now era Mikey.

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING WITH THESE PAINTINGS!

(eta: I totally just misread my own post and thought I said PANTIES instead of PAINTINGS. my brain. what.)

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Ahahaha PANTIES. You have a dirty mind obviously.

I am also DESPERATELY curious to know what he's up to.

Oh and "dear-god-what's-on-his-head era" is like, really the bestest way to describe his birdsnesty crazy hair phase. I mean really? Mikey? WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT SHIT?

HEY! Bitchy beta here to say STOP PUTTING OFF YOUR BBB EDITS, DAMN IT, I DO HAVE TO CHECK ACTUAL GRAMMAR AT SOME POINT BEFORE THE DUE DATE AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA TAKE AWHILE.

And now that I've smacked you around a bit, I am off to kindly beta your threesome porn.

:D

I lied about your porn, because googledocs is fucking out on me today and not loading anything, boo.

Maybe this weekend :)

Urgh. Google docs HATES US BOTH.

Let me know if you need it emailed.

*HUGS*

I KNOW I KNOW I SWEAR I'M WORKING ON IT I AM *hides from whip*

I have written 2 of the 5 unwritten scenes GO ME. And I think I have a plan for that thing what we were talking about. OOH I AM CRYPTIC.

Thanks for the smacky. I need it.

300!!!!!!!! Oh man I saw that movie in Imax. IMAX FOX. *snickers* it was just so bad.... but unff I could listen to David for AGES. (only the strong survive. ONLY THE STRONG)

I am a complete and utter sucker for any movie surrounding dance. (no seriously, I ♥ Honey and YouGotServed and Step it Up or whatever... I am just a big giant sucker for any kind of Dance movie.)

3D. 3D!! OH MAN. Also, can I comment on how I like that the girl is the street dancer and the guy the ballet? Very awesome.

Also, Frank is never too tired to fuck his guitar. :-)

AHAHAHAHA OMG IMAX. 300 IN IMAX. I saw Watchmen in IMAX. Man, never EVER again will I watch a film in Imax that was not shot for Imax. The screen is too close! I need to walk backwards like one hundred metres!

Oh David, David, just you know, talk to me FOREVER. I get more fangirly for him than Hugh Jackman, ugh he is tiny in real life too, like all actors.

Oh man I love, love, love dance movies. MIZ COME VISIT AND HAVE A SLEEP OVER WITH ME! We can eat popcorn and watch Centrestage! That movie cracks me up so hard. I love that they used actual dancers even though that means they couldn't act and they were completely miscast. The bad boy guy FAILS at being a bad boy to the MAX.

Thanks for posting that gif again. I think I spaced out watching it for like a MILLION YEARS.... I'll never finish my BBB now. OH FRANKIE.

FOXY ILU FOREVER, WE WILL CUDDLE AND WATCH DANCE MOVIES AND LISTEN TO DAVID TALK AND LAUGH AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.

i lose so much time to my MCR gifs...

300, oh man, it NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY. Last year (or maybe 2008?) I took a cinema studies class and we hat to watch 300 and I was SO BAD, I just sat there and cackled through the whole thing surrounded by these stern hipsters with giant trendy glasses who were talking about how it's ~art~ and I'm all just "BUT DAVID WENHAM, HIS VOICE, WTF? ILU DAVID BUT PICK AN ACCENT PLEASE."

Even though I want David Wenham to be in pretty much every film ever made, he will always be Diver Dan to me though. My dream is for someone to make a film of The Dressmaker (Australian gothic novel set in a country town about fifty years ago) and for Wenham to play the crossdressing policeman.

300 never EVER stops being funny! DAVID! PICK AN ACCENT LOLOLOL.

He just enunciates everything so much, and all his inflections and delivery is just so SO over the top. I really love it but it just OMG I laugh so hard. I would love to see the trendy hipsters talking it up. It's so not art. It's a really long computer game cut scene. Really.

Hahaha. You see, David will always be Spit from Gettin' Square, running around in leopard print undies. Which is why seeing him all pumped up in 300 is just. WEIRD.

Oh man I am looking forward to that movie! I love dance movies, and yes the worse they are the better, particularly the never should have been made but were anyway sequels. I adore them all, much to my sister's disgust!!! (Which only makes it about a thousand times better!)

Can't wait for your fic to be posted - sounds awesome.

Oh yes yes yes, I LOVE the bad ones the most I think. The ill-thought-of-sequels! Especially when they have none of the original cast and are straight-to-video! YESSS! Come to the sleepover. Let's watch Save The Last Dance 2!

Hope the fic lives up to the expectation. If the expectation is porn, well, hey, ticked that box!

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