We're living and we're dying in the spaces by the side of the road

[ladyfoxxx]

Look I'm posting when I'm supposed to be working on my bandombigbang! I am a big fat giant procrastinator.

AND I fluffed around writing sexpollen fic last week instead of actually doing what I was supposed to do, and that went from a quick distraction into an Epic Porn Odyssey. (Seriously, we're talking nearly 15 000 words and they don't leave the BED. You guys. I don't even KNOW okay? I blame dancinbutterfly) It's in beta-land now, but it should be up soonish.

But hey 300 was on TV last night. Oh my god that film CRACKS ME THE FUCK UP. DAVID WENHAM! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?


Look at you with your puffy muscles and your tiny, tiny pants. Ahahahaha. It was just as funny last night as the first time I saw it in the theatre. OH HIS VOICE. HIS OTT NARRATOR VOICE. Please don't think I'm mocking him, I am seriously in love with that man. Has he ever done any audio books? I could listen to him talk FOREVER.

OMG so much homoeroticism in that movie. Tell me there's slash for it. All the Stelios/Astinos fic in the world - give it me. (That's these two guys.) I bet there is. Ahahahahahaaaaa.


From too much testoterone to the extremely girly:

IT'S A DANCE MOVIE IN 3D. YOU GUYS LOOK!

I don't care how daggy it is. There's BALLET DANCERS and STREET DANCERS and FUSION and IT'S IN 3D! CONFETTI AND FLIPS AND DANCING IN 3D OMG!

TWO WORLDS OF DANCE ARE ABOUT TO COLLIDE.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.


Okay here is some Bandom Picspam just to try and make this post legal.


Gerard is being SO dramatic but I can't get past Ray's little FAAAAACE.


Gerard defies gravity.


Mikey notices.


Thus begins a series of Frank having sex with his guitar.








Okay Frank's tired now. Time to go.


So anyway, HI. How are you?

Comments

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Oooooh well, I will never say never to maybe possibly one day writing a 10 Things fic. But I make no promises, uh uh. My to-do list, she is long and scary.

Patrick completely snuck up on me. I had no idea what the deal was for a really long time and then suddenly it was "Oh hi Mr Stump! When did you get so goddamn ADORABLE?" Not to mention his crazy talent and his VOICE and his ability to put up with Pete Wentz. Who ALSO snuck up on me. I still have trouble coming to terms with my love for Pete, I'm like OMG PETE you're giving me the MOTTS but I want to pet you and cuddle you and SLAP YOU SO HARD.

I'm gonna dig around and see if I can direct you to some Patrick links, but I don't know that this is something that can be forced. Patrick is a slow burn, much like Mikeyway. But once he has you, he HAS you.

(Oh and I have about 1.5k of the Frank sexpollen written, I've borrowed the scenario from The Kings Of Leon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94RNp7veIJE). Oh and it's GSF and I'm totally going to hell for writing it.

[shiningartifact.livejournal.com]

My to-do list, she is long and scary.

I feel ya on that one, though most of mine is in my head at this point. There's a long list (of loooong fics) that I want to podfic someday. :)

I'm gonna dig around and see if I can direct you to some Patrick links, but I don't know that this is something that can be forced. Patrick is a slow burn, much like Mikeyway. But once he has you, he HAS you.

I get that. But I'd still appreciate some visual aids. :) I honestly haven't even seen that many pics of him. When I see pictures of FOB they tend to be all Pete, all the time. And Mikeyway is TOTALLY a slow burn. I don't think I truly realized my &hearts for him until I saw that amazing fucking pic of him with Gabe Saporta (http://i1005.photobucket.com/albums/af176/shiningartifact/MCR/mikey_gabe_01.jpg). And suddenly I was like: O_________O MIKEYWAY... where have you BEEN HIDING???

Oh and I have about 1.5k of the Frank sexpollen written, I've borrowed the scenario from The Kings Of Leon.

The video is blocked for me - can you tell me what it was, and I can probably find it on my own. :)

Oh and it's GSF and I'm totally going to hell for writing it.

I don't really believe in hell, but if it exists, hey, honey - I'll see you there.

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

OH THE INFAMOUS JUICEBOX PHOTO OF GABE AND MIKEY! I adore that pic. Gabe is just humping away at Mikey and Mikey's all "OOOH A JUICE BOX!" with his default expression - :| - not even bothered. *sigh* So much love.

Here's a different link for Sex Is On Fire. (http://oilfactory.com/director/13-Sophie-Muller/work/76-KINGS-OF-LEON-Sex-On-Fire-) Hopefully that one will work.

And since 27 picspams might be a lot to get through, here's a few of my favourite Patricks.

Oh wow. This comment got epic and so it got it's own post. Ummmm... how about over here? (http://ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com/18887.html?#cutid1)

[kasuchans.livejournal.com]

I WANT A FRANK/GERARD/WHOEVER THE HELL IS INVOLVED GSF SEXPOLLEN!!!

[ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com]

Well, that would be the whole band. Because in my book, GSF needs to be all five of them. And I will be getting back onto that just as soon as I've got my bandombigbang out of the way.