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bandombigbang! I am a big fat giant procrastinator.
AND I fluffed around writing sexpollen fic last week instead of actually doing what I was supposed to do, and that went from a quick distraction into an Epic Porn Odyssey. (Seriously, we're talking nearly 15 000 words and they don't leave the BED. You guys. I don't even KNOW okay? I blame![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dancinbutterfly) It's in beta-land now, but it should be up soonish.
But hey 300 was on TV last night. Oh my god that film CRACKS ME THE FUCK UP. DAVID WENHAM! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?
Look at you with your puffy muscles and your tiny, tiny pants. Ahahahaha. It was just as funny last night as the first time I saw it in the theatre. OH HIS VOICE. HIS OTT NARRATOR VOICE. Please don't think I'm mocking him, I am seriously in love with that man. Has he ever done any audio books? I could listen to him talk FOREVER.
OMG so much homoeroticism in that movie. Tell me there's slash for it. All the Stelios/Astinos fic in the world - give it me. (That's these two guys.) I bet there is. Ahahahahahaaaaa.
From too much testoterone to the extremely girly:
IT'S A DANCE MOVIE IN 3D. YOU GUYS LOOK!
I don't care how daggy it is. There's BALLET DANCERS and STREET DANCERS and FUSION and IT'S IN 3D! CONFETTI AND FLIPS AND DANCING IN 3D OMG!
TWO WORLDS OF DANCE ARE ABOUT TO COLLIDE.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.
Okay here is some Bandom Picspam just to try and make this post legal.
Gerard is being SO dramatic but I can't get past Ray's little FAAAAACE.
Gerard defies gravity.
Mikey notices.
Thus begins a series of Frank having sex with his guitar.
Okay Frank's tired now. Time to go.
So anyway, HI. How are you?
bandombigbang! I am a big fat giant procrastinator.AND I fluffed around writing sexpollen fic last week instead of actually doing what I was supposed to do, and that went from a quick distraction into an Epic Porn Odyssey. (Seriously, we're talking nearly 15 000 words and they don't leave the BED. You guys. I don't even KNOW okay? I blame
dancinbutterfly) It's in beta-land now, but it should be up soonish.But hey 300 was on TV last night. Oh my god that film CRACKS ME THE FUCK UP. DAVID WENHAM! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?
Look at you with your puffy muscles and your tiny, tiny pants. Ahahahaha. It was just as funny last night as the first time I saw it in the theatre. OH HIS VOICE. HIS OTT NARRATOR VOICE. Please don't think I'm mocking him, I am seriously in love with that man. Has he ever done any audio books? I could listen to him talk FOREVER.
OMG so much homoeroticism in that movie. Tell me there's slash for it. All the Stelios/Astinos fic in the world - give it me. (That's these two guys.) I bet there is. Ahahahahahaaaaa.
From too much testoterone to the extremely girly:
IT'S A DANCE MOVIE IN 3D. YOU GUYS LOOK!
I don't care how daggy it is. There's BALLET DANCERS and STREET DANCERS and FUSION and IT'S IN 3D! CONFETTI AND FLIPS AND DANCING IN 3D OMG!
TWO WORLDS OF DANCE ARE ABOUT TO COLLIDE.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.
Okay here is some Bandom Picspam just to try and make this post legal.
Gerard is being SO dramatic but I can't get past Ray's little FAAAAACE.
Gerard defies gravity.
Mikey notices.
Thus begins a series of Frank having sex with his guitar.
Okay Frank's tired now. Time to go.
So anyway, HI. How are you?
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Also, I am a complete sucker for dance movies, no matter HOW BAD THEY MIGHT LOOK. I will watch them anytime I find them on tv.
And: thank you for the picspam, darling. I hadn't seen a few of those. Mmmmmmm. Gerard defying gravity and Frankie guitarsex. You can not lose with themes like those. :DDDD
ETA: I forgot about Mikey in his French pirate phase! Love!!
And also?
Seriously, we're talking nearly 15 000 words and they don't leave the BED.
O_________O
I'm sorry - WHAT????????? OMGOMGOMG.
OMG.
Can. Not. Wait.
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I just laughed all the way through it. Pretty much every time David Wenham opened his mouth actually, I couldn't find any of his narration parts on YouTube but they were even more OTT than the bit I posted. And it's absolutely entertaining in that campy Showgirls way.
Oh yay! I'm not the only sucker for dance movies. Even bad ones. Especially bad ones!
(pssst. I totes got teary in Save The Last Dance even though she's kind of a bad dancer. Please don't tell anyone.)
Picspams make everything better! I'm picking up on this from the finest sources. Frankie guitarsex is one of my favourite sources of inspiration and OMG I LOVED Mikey's French pirate phase ALMOST as much as I loved Frank's pretty twink skunk hair phase.
I feel like I need to come clean and admit that the 15k of porn isn't actually Frank/Gerard. *fidgets*
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Oh, you're definitely not alone. I can't get enough of them.
(pssst. I totes got teary in Save The Last Dance even though she's kind of a bad dancer. Please don't tell anyone.)
OMG I thought it was just ME. Every. Fucking. Time. I know that I should be ashamed, but somehow the fact that you are right there with me makes me feel better. Also, I totally have a thing for Julia Stiles. It's difficult to explain, as she can be a bit wooden and totally isn't my type, but there it is anyway.
I feel like I need to come clean and admit that the 15k of porn isn't actually Frank/Gerard. *fidgets*
No need to fidget, dear. You still wrote it, didn't you? :) I mean, would I like for it to be Frank/Gerard? Well, of course. But I love your writing, so....
Anyway, who is it, if not F/G? *is curious*
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Strangely the ~15k of porn came about through me starting to write a Frank-sexpollen fic, and then falling into writing the precursor fic where Patrick Stump gets sexpollened and Pete Wentz tries to look after him and has to call Mikey Way for help. So it's Pete/Patrick/Mikey. Having lots and lots and lots of sex.
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Someone?? Perhaps it will be YOU. I can think of no one better. :D
Strangely the ~15k of porn came about through me starting to write a Frank-sexpollen fic, and then falling into writing the precursor fic where Patrick Stump gets sexpollened and Pete Wentz tries to look after him and has to call Mikey Way for help. So it's Pete/Patrick/Mikey. Having lots and lots and lots of sex.
Though I remain completely unattracted to Patrick (seriously - can someone link me to a picspam or primer that shows me why he is hot, because I haven't discovered the secret on my own), I can totally get behind this (vaguely dirty innuendo intended). I look forward to it! And hey - if this is a precursor, that means that maybe someday the Frank sexpollen fic will happen too! Y/Y/MFY???? :D
&hearts
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Patrick completely snuck up on me. I had no idea what the deal was for a really long time and then suddenly it was "Oh hi Mr Stump! When did you get so goddamn ADORABLE?" Not to mention his crazy talent and his VOICE and his ability to put up with Pete Wentz. Who ALSO snuck up on me. I still have trouble coming to terms with my love for Pete, I'm like OMG PETE you're giving me the MOTTS but I want to pet you and cuddle you and SLAP YOU SO HARD.
I'm gonna dig around and see if I can direct you to some Patrick links, but I don't know that this is something that can be forced. Patrick is a slow burn, much like Mikeyway. But once he has you, he HAS you.
(Oh and I have about 1.5k of the Frank sexpollen written, I've borrowed the scenario from The Kings Of Leon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94RNp7veIJE). Oh and it's GSF and I'm totally going to hell for writing it.
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I feel ya on that one, though most of mine is in my head at this point. There's a long list (of loooong fics) that I want to podfic someday. :)
I'm gonna dig around and see if I can direct you to some Patrick links, but I don't know that this is something that can be forced. Patrick is a slow burn, much like Mikeyway. But once he has you, he HAS you.
I get that. But I'd still appreciate some visual aids. :) I honestly haven't even seen that many pics of him. When I see pictures of FOB they tend to be all Pete, all the time. And Mikeyway is TOTALLY a slow burn. I don't think I truly realized my &hearts for him until I saw that amazing fucking pic of him with Gabe Saporta (http://i1005.photobucket.com/albums/af176/shiningartifact/MCR/mikey_gabe_01.jpg). And suddenly I was like: O_________O MIKEYWAY... where have you BEEN HIDING???
Oh and I have about 1.5k of the Frank sexpollen written, I've borrowed the scenario from The Kings Of Leon.
The video is blocked for me - can you tell me what it was, and I can probably find it on my own. :)
Oh and it's GSF and I'm totally going to hell for writing it.
I don't really believe in hell, but if it exists, hey, honey - I'll see you there.
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Here's a different link for Sex Is On Fire. (http://oilfactory.com/director/13-Sophie-Muller/work/76-KINGS-OF-LEON-Sex-On-Fire-) Hopefully that one will work.
And since 27 picspams might be a lot to get through, here's a few of my favourite Patricks.
Oh wow. This comment got epic and so it got it's own post. Ummmm... how about over here? (http://ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com/18887.html?#cutid1)
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Over here (http://community.livejournal.com/picspamsahoy/tag/person:%20patrick%20stump) there is a series of 27 Patrick picspams put together in different posts. You can look at some of them, or all of them, or whatever, I don't really have a favorite.
:)
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27 PATRICK PICSPAMS??? Lord. Well, I had a feeling that someone here would be able to point me in the right direction. Thanks very much. :)
I have checked out a few of them and I must admit to still being kinda on the fence. Or, more like, hot and cold. Some pictures I see, I totally get it, and then others, I'm still confused.
Whereas with Gerard, for example, even the pictures where he's looking totally dirty and scrubby and sweaty, I still think he's beautiful. And same with Frankie.
Perhaps I will come around eventually, though. I will make my way through the picspams eventually. Thanks for the links!
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This.
I just close my eyes and listen to his voice, honestly. yum
Whereas with Gerard, for example, even the pictures where he's looking totally dirty and scrubby and sweaty, I still think he's beautiful. And same with Frankie.
mmmm dirty Gee.
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And yes... dirty Gee. Mmmm. I guess we'll pretty much take him any way he chooses to be, eh?
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