Write me stuff? Please?

Hey, so I'm back from two days visiting the in-laws where I couldn't even get my iPhone to connect to the wireless that I KNEW was there, so I'm slowly working my way through all the awesomeness that was the Ways and Ray at Comic Con and everyone's reactions.

I'm in a writerly funk. :( I don't know if it's fatigue or if it's the fic I'm currently working on, but I'm blocked and even two hours on a train (because usually I find public transport very motivating for writing purposes - what? I know it's weird) didn't fix me.

So! I'm ripping a page out of villiagegreen's book and stealing her meme - I'm gonna lay some prompts on the table and see if I can infect any of you with my plot bunnies. Have a look! If you see something you like - write it! Make it fun, cracky, crazy, porny, whatever! Don't take it too seriously now, just rattle out some commentfic. It'll be fun.

( Plot bunnies up for adoption )

So, anything there float your boat? If the prompt you want is taken, no matter, fill it again! And snatch the meme for yourself so you can make other people write you porn fic!