Fic: Mind Your J's and G's (Frank/Jamia)

Fandom: Bandom - MCR
Title: Mind Your J's and G's
Rating: NC-17 for filthy, filthy porn
Pairing: Frank/Jamia, allusions to Frank/Gerard
Length: 4 500 words
Author's notes: Huge thanks to shiningartifact for stellar beta and b_dsaint for encouragement and hand holding.

Summary... eh, kinda: So a few weeks back there was this conversation on twitter:

b_dsaint: YOU MESSED UP MY SN
ladyfoxxx: Oops? Is that like fucking up an anniversary bad or getting someone's name wrong the morning after the one night stand bad?
b_dsaint: its like getting someone's name wrong in the middle of sex
ladyfoxxx: like getting it wrong as in mispronouncing it or getting it wrong, like saying entirely the wrong name?
ladyfoxxx: ie. like Frank saying "Jah-me-a" instead of "Ja-mia" or like Frank saying "Gerard" instead of "Jamia"?
b_dsaint: lol its like saying Gerard instead of Jamia
ladyfoxxx: ...and now there is a bunny for Frank accidentally saying 'Gerard' while in bed with Jamia and all the interesting places that could lead.

And so I wrote this fic. I'm totally going to special hell for this. Dear god, Ieros, please do NOT google yourselves.

ETA - There is now a Spanish Translation available by the awesome laura_ani


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