Famous Last Words

Ten Drabbles Ficlets I wrote for The Masochist Meme. Some of them technically aren't Drabbles as they went a few hundred words over 1000. Actually none of them are Drabbles, as not one is exactly 100 words. (Thank you Wikipedia) So let's call them ficlets. But hey, who's in it for the technicalities anyway?


( Gerard wants a threesome )

( Bob's bunk gets invaded by a flailing midget )

( Frank and Mikey get high )

( Mike Dirnt tries to pick up )

( Bert and Gerard porn )

( Pete/Mikey, the wives know )

( Frank/Gerard, pining )

( Frank/Gerard, Bob's stuck in a room with them )

( Ray/Brian, over breakfast )

( Pete/Gerard, The Pillow Book )


And that's all. Thanks so much for the amazing prompts, every single one of them. I am really proud of what came out - in 24 hours no less! Thank you.

Fandoms: My Chemical Romance & Green Day (You don't need to like both bands to read it, in fact liking only one band will give you someone to root for)
Title: Of Bruises and Baby Oil
Authors: ladyfoxxx & villiagegreen
Rating: R
Warnings: Consensual athletic violence (think Fight Club)
Length: ~12k. Complete in two parts
Pairings: Frank/Gerard, Billie Joe/Mike, implied blink-and-you'll-miss-it Billie/Gerard
Disclaimer: So completely didn't happen.

Summary: Two skinny, short, slightly femme front men pick a fight. Battle of the century ensues.
Author's Notes: So villiagegreen and I decided it would be a good idea to write a fic where Gerard Way and Billie Joe Armstrong fight in a cage. (Don't even ask.) It was huge amounts of fun to write and I'm going to miss seeing new chapters from villiagegreen in my inbox making me smile like a loon. If it isn't obvious she wrote all the Green Day parts, while the MCR fun was mine.

On with the show!



( Under normal circumstances Gerard would be totally down with having Frank rub baby oil all over him. These aren't normal circumstances. )