Famous Last Words

Title: The Truth About Patrick
Band(s): Fall Out Boy
Pairing(s): Pete/Patrick, Pete/Patrick/Mikey
Word Count: 23 630 words
Rating: Explicit
Warning(s): Lies and deception, self confidence issues.
A/N: Huge thanks to girlpearl for excellent beta that improved the story tenfold, and to pennyplainknits and melusina for reading along as I wrote it and encouraging this madness. Also huge thanks to the wonderful bbb mods for being supremely awesome, and of course to my awesome artist and brilliant mixers for the awesome extras.

Summary: Pete Wentz is a fashion mogul with a brand new music label who gets an earful of struggling artist Patrick Stump's demo and wants to sign him. Except when he asks to see a photo of Patrick, Patrick sends him a picture of his hot roommate Mikey Way instead.

An AU based on the movie The Truth About Cats and Dogs.



on AO3

Inspired Works

Fanart:
Four Incredible Pieces by heyhoolou

Fanmixes
Lost and Found by truthismusic

Fall Into These Arms (on 8tracks | on mediafire) by neelacuda

Um, yeah so I made a thing... for Xmas. Which was a while ago now. And I totally forgot to crosspost it! (Does anyone even read this thing anymore? I can't even tell.) But yes! I participated in the bandom_holidays exchange, which was superfun and tried to write something sort of action-adventurey for my lovely recipient dr_jasley and mostly managed to riff on the movie Sneakers and throw in some threesome porn because that's how I roll.

It's also sort-of a prequel to The Youngblood Chronicles, but only sort-of because it doesn't have any of the nasty stuff from that universe in it.

Fandom: Bandom - Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco
Pairing/s: Pete/Patrick, Pete/Patrick/Brendon, Patrick/Brendon
Length: 12 273 words
Rating: explicit
A/N: Massive thanks to girlpearl for stellar last minute beta, and to pennyplainknits and melusina for cheerleading and handholding.
Summary: Some people might call them thieves, but Pete likes to call them Finders.

In which Pete, Patrick, Andy and Joe are a crack team with a variety of skills, hired to find lost things.

Finders, Keepers on the AO3

Title: A Little Infamy
Fandom: Bandom
Band(s): Fall Out Boy (also features Butch Walker, Travie McCoy, William Beckett, Gabe Saporta, Lupe Fiasco, Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie)
Pairing(s): Pete/Patrick
Word Count: 33 000
Rating: Explicit
Warning(s): One instance of homophobic language
Summary:

Patrick is a solo artist who's sunk his heart and soul into a second album that's failing to chart. Obviously what he needs to bump up sales and dirty up his nice guy image is a sex scandal. His music label hire amateur porn star and aspiring poet Pete to pose as Patrick's boyfriend and together they make one intimate video destined for infamy on the internet.

Patrick falling for Pete isn't part of the plan.

A/N: I need to give massive thanks to pennyplainknits for alpha reading and handholding, also big love to melusina and girlpearl for encouraging this madness at every turn. Huge, huge thanks to anoneknewmoose for stellar beta, fixing all my stupid mistakes and making this readable. Big props to my entire twitter feed for being a bunch of enablers! Love you guys.


A Little Infamy on AO3
Inspired Works

Fanart:
Two pieces by solarbaby614

Fanmix:
Fake It Til You Make It by melusina

Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Word Count: 11 840 words
Rating/Warnings: NC 17
Summary: Patrick works for the government. Pete is a spy who seduces him. Title and inspiration from "The Bagman's Gambit" by The Decemberists.

Author's Notes: Hugest thanks to romanticalgirl and graciexmae for invaluable beta turned around lightning fast. This is all villiagegreen's fault, for not only introducing me to The Decemberists but also twisting my arm to enter the pxp_flashbang in the first place.

Spectacular banner by sly_fuck ( under the cut )

Also delightful fanart here by skipstoomuch

( Today can die in a fire )

In Production

Bands: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy (& Panic! At The Disco)
Pairings: Gerard/Brian, Pete/Patrick (background Bob/Ryan)
Word Count: 68, 433 words
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Summary: With two cult movies under his belt, "The Umbrella Academy" is Writer/Director Gerard Way's first chance at a big budget mainstream hit. The last thing he needs on top of meddling studio heads and budget blowouts is to be battling his attraction to hot stunt coordinator Brian Schechter.

Producer Pete Wentz has his own problems in the form studio of executive Patrick Stump. Except Patrick is no typical studio hack and he's getting under Pete's skin in a way that could cost a lot more than the budget.

Author's Notes: Huge thanks to my wonderful betas and helpers. To b_dsaint for her incredible feedback and dedication, for the gift of semi colons and her amazing love of the fic. You are my savior. To dancinbutterfly for convincing me to write it in the first place, based on her prompt, and holding me accountable for every word - this is yours babe, I hope it's what you wanted it to be. Last but not least to the ever-awesome gracie321 for being my fresh eyes and most excellent audiencing. Also shout outs to the incredible bandombigbang mods and my wonderful f-list for all the love and support.

ETA - Now available as a rockin' (WIP) podfic as read by the incredible pennyplainknits





Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Cast and Crew list


Bonus Tracks/Enhanced Content

Header:
Header by aneas

Fanart:
Gerard and Brian by moondarri

Fanmixes:
Plus One by schneestern
The Coming Thunder by toucanpie
Last Scene by b_dsaint

Title: Emergency Contact
Fandom: Fall Out Boy & My Chemical Romance
Pairing: Pete/Patrick/Mikey
Rating: R/NC-17, for sex and sexpollen
Length: 14 281 words

Summary: "I need your help. There's something..." Patrick's trailing hand finds its way under Pete's t-shirt and Pete's breath catches in his throat. He swallows hard before continuing. "Something is wrong with Patrick."

Author's Notes: So here's that giant pile of porn I wrote when I was procrastinating my BBB. Big thanks to b_dsaint for the beta and to dancinbutterfly for making me write it. If you're not sure exactly why I wrote a bunch of Patrick sexin' I would suggest you see this picspam. Also submitted to the bottom!Patrick fest

ETA - There is now a fantastic podfic available of this fic by the most excellent pennyplainknits, so if you'd rather experience this fic by having it read to you by someone with an awesome voice, check it out.

( Pete calls Mikey )

So I was just going to post a few pictures in the comments of this post to show shiningartifact some of my favourite Patrick snaps and it appears I have a lot of them, so HERE! HAVE A PICSPAM entitled:



( Why I Love Patrick Stump: A Pic and Videospam )

Hopefully any of my more Frank/Gerard oriented readers have gained a little insight into why I keep feeling the urge to shout "PATRICK STUMP GET IN MY PANTS!" now.