Famous Last Words

I know I'm crap, I owe comments like woah, but work is EVIL, please give me a distraction?

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

I can totally commit to one-to-three sentences, right?

Okay, I seem to have LJ back, but I won't be counting my chickens. I haven't been able to use it hardly at all this entire week, but if it will let me, I have things to share!

Like, it was my birthday on Monday! I am YOUNG FOR TREES. And because I am the LUCKIEST PERSON, I got PRESENTS!

mizubyte made me a new journal layout! And it's SO GORGEOUS. Go on, click my username, have a look. I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT. I have never had a custom layout before because I suck, and now I have an AWESOME one and I didn't even have to make it myself - SCORE. MY GIRLFRIEND IS THE SMARTEST.

Miz also wrote me FIC. Not just any fic but THE SEQUEL TO Failboat Frontmen which was the one I FORCED her to write ages ago because that's how I roll. It's a near-canon AU not-ficcy thing where Frank never joined MCR and instead fronted Leathermouth and they got huge and tour with MCR and he and Gerard are FRONTMEN IN LOVE and crash each other's shows and make eyes at each other on Steve's Untitled Rock Show and stuff. Anyway, it's AWESOME she's written Frontmen In Love which follows their continued adventures and it's smiling inducing and has lots of hot porn, so it's basically my perfect fic.

Oh and she totally made me this ridiculously fabulous hand-clappy icon too. More ridiculous Yo Gabba Gabba icons here!

bebunny played to my weaknesses and wrote COMPLETELY AWESOME Sky Pirate Ray! It's a wee companion fic to her completely awesome Clockwork Angels, giving Ray some time in the sun, and getting him laid, which I am ALWAYS in favour of. The girl writes the BEST fucking world-building you guys, you have no idea. I am in awe.

And if that wasn't ENOUGH, the totally awesome draconic_girl made a podfic of Skeleton Records. It's completely smile inducing, so go grab that if you want to listen to her read you the story of Gerard's ridiculous not-date with the hot guy from the record store.

In short - I am SPOILED.

I also got to go to the zoo, and hang out with my friends and do other awesome stuff.

Oh and yeah, there was also ( THAT WHOLE THING WITH THE SNOWFLAKES )

Yeah, so hopefully LJ will behave, so I can answer some comments because I'm SO fucking behind. Also, I have porn to post. If I can find time to prep it.

LJ, OH GOD, NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN. *clings*

ETA - Okay so apparently I am unlocking this?

So it appears that the thing that is going to make me make an LJ post after being a slack-ass slacker* who doesn't update much lately is this bandom voice post meme that is all over my flist right now.

If you haven't done it yet YOU SHOULD DO IT! \o/?

The Questions:
1. What's your username and is there a story behind it?
2. Where are you from and where do you live now?
3. What are you wearing? Yes, I am hitting on you.
4. How long have you been in bandom? How did you get into it?
5. Which bands are your favorites?
6. Which band members are your favorites?
7. Have you seen any of them in concert? Any fun stories or memories to share?
8. Do you have an OTP? What is it, and why do you love it?
9. What story do you wish someone would write?
10. Are you working on something for bandom right now? Tell us a little bit about it.
11. You've got fic open somewhere on your computer right now, don't lie. So go to one of your open tabs or word documents or whatever, and read us a couple of lines.
12. Say these words: Iero, haberdashery, LOLcat, flist, dirigible, halcyon, nemesis, ephemeral, languorous

Apologies in advance for my snottyness, I have a mild cold. Go ahead, make fun of my (rather muddled) accent. Also, my apologies to brooklinegirl for getting my snot all over the first paragraph or so of her most awesome story.

bandom voice meme by ladyfoxxx

*slack-ass slacker is actually code for "being eaten alive by my NaNoWriMo"

Okay, yet AGAIN I am behind on everything, but I'm going to try to post anyway, because THINGS are happening. Firstly:



It's less than 3 weeks until media submissions are due at bandomreversebb! If you haven't signed up as an author yet, you are CRAZY. I don't know if it breaks some kind of modly law to say so, but the submissions we're getting are AMAZING. There are some fucking talented people in our fandom. If you want first pick when claims go live on November 12, make sure you are signed up as an author. There's also still time to sign up to make art or mix or voice perform if you're fast too.

Secondly! Everyone loves sick Frank fic, right? Well prompts go live tomorrow for yobrothatssick - a vaguely no_tags-style fic challenge all about SICK FRANK. Word count minimum is only 1000 words! You can leave up to three prompts, and you don't have to commit to writing to leave a prompt! Yes it IS that easy.

Thirdly, I got my bandomstuffsit assignment, and oh MAN so many feelings. The person I got matches up with me so hard on so many tropes, but god the pairings are a stretch. All I can think is that it must have been HARD matching this year, because only one of the pairings offered I've actually written before, though I did say I'd be willing to try writing outside my comfort zone. Long story short, I am going to TRY to write one of the pairings that I can tell is the preferred one, even though I've NEVER written ANYONE in that pairing before. I'm going to need a shit-hot characterisation beta. Holy FUCK.

So yeah, THINGS ARE HAPPENING. If only I had time to DO THEM.

Fandom: Bandom – MCR
Title: Getting It
Pairing: Gerard/Ray/Mikey
Rating/Warnings: NC-17. Incest, snowballing, rough sex, lack of plot.
Author's Notes: Written for the dirty bandom challenge at moldypitsandall. Apparently when I decide to write something wrong and dirty, I really roll with it. I sort of blame this photo for giving me ideas. Huge thanks to mizubyte for fighting her squicks to beta this for me, and for her delightful illustration (spoilery, so at the end).
Crossposted to AO3
Summary: There are a whole lot of reasons Ray thought Gerard might have to drag him urgently to the basement, but this wasn't one of them.

( I'm really going to hell for this one )

Work is in a lull, I'm feeling a bit antsy, and I haven't done this one in an age - timestamp meme!

Choose one of my fics and give me a timestamp - e.g. two weeks before or five years later - and I'll write you a comment fic notfic* telling you what happened.

My up-to-date Masterlist is here

PLAY WITH MEEEEE.


*Changed this because history has proven that I can't write commentfic.

So there's been a fair bit of talk lately about how Bandom needs a Reverse Big Bang, so mizubyte and I thought we'd give it a go.

If you're interested in participating head on over to bandomreversebb and put your hand up!

Also, thanks to turlough for the lovely banner!

Oh and please feel free to pimp the comm!