Famous Last Words

pikasafire tagged me for this meme and I think I need to send the winged monkeys after her.

MEME: YOUR FIRST FIC!

Post your very first fanfiction. Don't edit anything out. Leave in all the bad spelling, terrible grammar and painful summary.

Tag five other people. Have fun!

Fun. FUN? Seriously you guys, this is worse than I thought. I originally thought "Oh wow, at least it's not in first person!" and then I went and FOUND it (still on gossamer OH MY GOD.) And then I discover not only is it actually MOSTLY in first person it is also... wait for it... SONG FIC.

SONG FIC YOU GUYS. I'M NOT KIDDING. JON BON JOVI MOTHERFUCKING SONGFIC.

( I can't believe I'm posting this here where you can all see it )

Dear lord, that was MORTIFYING. Really. I think the SG stuff is less embarrassing.

I'm not sure if you all know but b_dsaint is on a self imposed LJ ban for lent, but since pikasafire fingered her for this too, she's graciously allowed me to bare her soul on her behalf. So BEHOLD!

Miz's first fanfic. (It's Newsies, in case you were wondering.)

I tag villiagegreen, piratesunk, brooklinegirl, turps33 and amproof. And ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO PLAY. I AM CURIOUS, OKAY? Don't make me stand here in shame alone.

Now if we could all please forget everything you've just read. Thanks? Bye.